Hangry Dad

Please, my basilisk, he is very sick.

You're almost certainly right about Barry Lyndon, but I'm more shocked to learn that one of the best Simpsons episodes was directly ripped from a Norman Rockwell painting.

In his own words, "We will fix the roof when the sun is shining." He's a cowboy builder, at best.

Yeah, I'm good, thanks, George.

Osborne accelerated the collapse in public services and saw more and more families pushed into povety, all in the name of "austerity". Why would any of us give a rat's arse what he thinks?

I like it when the ball disappears ("ain't no rules says a basketball can't wander to the astral plane").

The man leaves a legacy of fine performances - RIP

I suppose I could hop back on Facebook and start being a dick to/about the right people, so that AI can deliver on my promise of becoming a vengeful ghost in death?

The trick to enjoying these adaptations is to only engage with the source material after the fact.
Dune has been a rare case where I've been a huge fan of the book, and been delighted by the film (but I expect my not having read the sequels will pay dividends when part 3 rolls around).

The up tick in quality in both Purge 2 and Skyline 2, from disappointing original films, has me convinced that "Frank Grillo wrecking shit" is essential for any sequel.
Can't wait to see him save the day in Wuthering Heights 2: Wuther Higher.

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Direct evidence of the harms of social media, but it's Sandy making a total arse of himself.
Ban this sick filth!

Brigaded by the vile trolls again... &c

It's 2026, and Reform are bringing back the 3 Ks. 🤦

My friends mean so much to me, I've outsourced my social interactions to AI. 👍

That's one way to bring back K-9, I suppose.

Chances are high, I would think.

Is it a reasonable assumption that George Osborne is also chummy with a sex criminal?

SELL THE MINECRAFT HOUSES TO WHO, BEN? FUCKING ENDERMAN?

Centaur from Fallout 3, a fleshy abomination with tentacles coming out of its distressed face, teeth in its torso, and far too many arms where its legs should be.

Seems about right.

Farage want to end homeworking?I work for an integrated care board that manages the NHS in my area. We decide what services are needed and try and ensure they are run properly.
The Tories cut our budget by 30%. Now we can't afford offices.
Will Reform increase spending to provide us with offices?

Thanks to lazy weekend mornings in our first flat, I watched a lot of Dawson's Creek (genuinely thought he was a few years younger than me, on account of playing a teenager!), so he's a very familiar face. Tragic loss for his family.

People can't lie in court (it's illegal!), so it stands to reason that our forensic KC of a Prime Minister would be baffled by the notion of a known liar lying to him.

Cancer can do one.

Bloody hell, 48? Awful news.

As a parent of several teenagers, I can tell you that "smell rooms" are of limited artistic value.

Rolf Harris

A jar of mayonnaise

Jeremy Clarkson's appearance in a Viz "Roger Mellie - The Man On The Telly" strip, announcing his attention to fuck a car "up the arse" (which he then does, as the Top Gear crew look on approvingly).