Lost Compass

McGovern: Seriously, we were worried. We actually started handing out missing person posters. Nobody has seen you for eight weeks. But, hey, I'm glad that you are ok. I'm glad you survived your nice, two-month paid vacation

I am absurdly excited for this movie…!

@durbin.senate.gov I urge you not to vote for or agree to end the shutdown until critical issues are addressed. Illinois residents deserve a resolution that protects working families, not short-term fixes. #ILPol #DontEndShutdown #shutdown #ACA

What the fuck

It’s been 45 days since Adelita Grijalva was elected by the people of Arizona.

Mike Johnson is still refusing to swear her in because she’s the final vote for the discharge petition to release the Epstein files.

Oh my god 😡. What the fuck is wrong with people.

Did you go? It was a terrific event.

I get to swim in it tomorrow!

Nope. I’m swimming in it tomorrow as part of the Chicago River Swim!

I feel like we need the rest of the story here…

Mooooo

Cat with side-eye

Maple judges you.
#Caturday

I love this too much

We have one of these time/energy vampires on our team as well. I have to go off-camera when she speaks, even though it makes it obvious I’m frustrated… but my face would be worse.

Scooby I am as white as a hotel towel, and the closest thing to Mexican I am was a single all inclusive resort stay in Cancun. I put a Mexican flag sticker on my old Tacoma abd was promptly pulled over by ICE in San Antonio. I'm happy to waste their time 1d RookaTX This is the way Scooby • RookaTX Their big question was like, "why the sticker" I told them it was on the truck when I bought it-and they suggested I remove it. Obnoxious creatures. 1d

White woman puts Mexican flag on her truck to waste ICE’s time.

As an Illinois resident, I strongly support this!

Every single museum in America needs to print out "Actually, slavery WAS that bad" and post it on their front door today.

Or even college buddies! One of my friends who ate glass - ATE GLASS - is now a surgeon, married with three kids. Ok. 😁 (he’s a good guy… the glass-eating was an aberration in his judgement, to say the least)

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NEWS

The White House is lobbying Republican senators to vote down a bill that would restrict stock trading for members of Congress.

Why do they care?

Because the ban would be extended to include the President and Vice President.

Me too…! Your alarm wake me up, YOUR ass is waking up too!!

If the United States saw what the United States is doing in the United States, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.

Cat twisted like a Mobius strip - hind legs one way, front the other

Cat twisted like a Mobius strip - hind legs one way, front the other

Finally remembered #caturday. Here’s one of mine, our Mobius Cat

Idk why "brainwash" gets such a bad rap like I would truly LOVE a brainwash right now. Like REALLY get in there and clean out all those intrusive thoughts and stress dreams and whatever's left of Mambo #5, honestly name your price

Yes! When I agreed to move to the burbs, I told my then-boyfriend, now-husband that I wanted to move “some place so small that we could walk everywhere”. I can now walk to the library, coffee, book shop (!!), restaurants, ice cream, yoga, etc.

Same here. Very frustrating.

Here’s my half face girl:

Oh, hello there.
Thanks for providing / explaining data in a digestible way.

Happy #Caturday