I’m so tired

Assisted suicide but it’s just getting beat to death by a beautiful muscled woman

all my homies hate John Forester

you’re telling me a baby cut these carrots?

And deliver it in an old run down white van that could have “free candy” painted on it

Reading Capital Vol. 1 and nodding my head the whole time so the people on the bus know I agree with it

Billionaire hall of fame but it’s an open mineshaft in the Utah desert

A knight labeled "original wokeness" looking up at an enormous warrior titled "woke 2"

I love waking up to good news

And December and January and

oh you like baseball? experience all the innings

Feeling a lot better right now about my 50 lb OHP in week 14, thank you

when I find myself getting mad about GenAI or algorithmic feeds I try to take a few deep breaths and think about the progress that's been made in bicycles and like ski touring bindings

Call that the witless protection program

"this happened to me when i was a kid and i turned out fine" no you didn't! you're a freak!! we're all freaks !!!

Pokemon rumble spheal saying "hope i don't have a long day" outside the long day factory

cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war

cats are so good

A meme of a photo of an overhead station sign on a train. The sign says “SLUTSTATION”. The top text says “stop the train” and the bottom text says “we’re home”.

Found the train that I’ll be taking my folding ebike on

It was good while it lasted

See you in 3 months probably

⚠️ this user is temporarily out of post ideas ⚠️

Sometimes (always) the secrets are smells

I showed you my pole please respond

An up close photo of a saddle and seatpost on a folding ebike. The seatpost is very extended because the rider was blessed with unnaturally long legs.

Post pole

Just kidding I’m a 5 at best

He’s a 10 but can’t stay awake late enough for the weekly party ride

He’s a 10 but he’s never taken his folding ebike on a train

Either trans people have the same rights and protection as everyone or no one does

Just a reminder that not posting is always an option

How do you know someone commutes to work by bike?

They won’t shut up about it because it makes them so happy

Thinking of a bunch of posts while in the shower and repeating them to myself on the ride to work so I don’t forget them