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Jacob Carlson

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I don't bang I write the good rhymes

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Latest posts by jacobwcarlson.me on Bluesky

I would never recover. I barely recovered from watching it on VHS

02.08.2025 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The White House ballroom thing will be the most brazen feat of money laundering ever attempted. If it were anyone other than that asshole I'd have to give some respect.

01.08.2025 04:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow, tsunami warning. Looks like I picked a good week to be on top
of a mountain.

30.07.2025 05:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm cautiously optimistic. but also worried it will be a little too cute with the "Does anybody else remember NYC in 1998?" references.

27.07.2025 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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bro lmao

26.07.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3709    πŸ” 270    πŸ’¬ 236    πŸ“Œ 409

It’s just β€œtravis bickle.” It’s like β€œfish” and β€œgolf.”

26.07.2025 07:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BREAKING:

24.07.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 712    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 2
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They showed a mummy your posts

24.07.2025 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Charles Bradley "Changes" (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
YouTube video by DaptoneRecords Charles Bradley "Changes" (OFFICIAL VIDEO)

Charles Bradley did a version of Changes that's only barely eclipsed by Ozzy himself: www.youtube.com/watch?v=xi49...

23.07.2025 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Ironically, if it didn’t have his name attached it would have nowhere near its value.

22.07.2025 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't believe Tyler waited until July 21 to release the Song of the Summer, weirder still that he dropped 10 of them on the same day. Mans operates on his own schedule tho.

21.07.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

100%

21.07.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Check out UmweltUndefined’s Reddit profile Explore UmweltUndefined’s posts and comments on Reddit

That guy has a delightful post history. You'd think the bit would get old, but he/she/they are uncommonly original

www.reddit.com/user/UmweltU...

21.07.2025 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

It should be legal for me to punch people who say "vibe coding"

21.07.2025 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You're doing it the right way in my opinion. The second story is told as if you know the first, and the first story is better if you don't know the second. If that makes sense.

19.07.2025 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bit ironic that he's a guy who wears both a belt and suspenders.

19.07.2025 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Andrew Cray - Wikipedia

And his grandson was LGBTQ activist Andrew Cray

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19.07.2025 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Metropolitan Museum of Art Puts 490,000 High-Res Images Online & Makes Them Free to Use Update: The Metropolitan Museum of Art has put online 492,000 high-resolution images of artistic works. Even better, the museum has placed the vast majority of these images into the public domain, mea...

The Metropolitan Museum of Art Puts 490,000 High-Res Images Online & Makes Them Free to Use

17.07.2025 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3634    πŸ” 1728    πŸ’¬ 73    πŸ“Œ 146

Put it on my tombstone: "Jacob Carlson- he was never a big factor, in terms of life."

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16.07.2025 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I switched to old wired iphone headphones for my Zooms and I somehow look 15 years younger

15.07.2025 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tradle | OEC Games | The Observatory of Economic Complexity Became an instant classic, guess the country based on an export distribution | Have fun with OEC Data

I would love to play Tradle against Trump

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15.07.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Very true!

15.07.2025 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Unfortunately his father lived to be 93, the last decade or so with dementia. And his mother lived to age 88. Fucker may stick around in one form or another for a while longer.

15.07.2025 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's rough, sometimes really rough. But there's legit no better sound in the world than little feet running down the hall to hug you when you walk back in the door. And those hugs man...they'll stay with you for the rest of your life.

15.07.2025 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I read your comment before the quoted post and thought "Yeah, I guess if I was coming off a fast I'd probably go indulgent too." Then I saw the actual context and anyway I guess this why they don't let apostates plan feasts.

14.07.2025 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That tuna is very good tossed with chilled spaghetti, pine nuts, lemon zest, and minced parsley. Maybe some feta if you're feeling kicky and have it on hand.

13.07.2025 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I did notice and I did judge, but your honesty about your growth journey has moved me Michael. So now I feel like the cur.

12.07.2025 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I've been saying this. Even though I wouldn't wear anything bearing the logo (adult), it's an undeniably dope design that was adopted by weirdos with poor reading comprehension.

11.07.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Boblbee GTX 25L Hardshell Backpack Higher capacity and with our most advanced harness, designed for those who demand ultimate protection and performance.

Violates rule number 3, but this was still the best "stupidly large laptop" backpack I've ever owned. I still don't know how it was so light (probably space-age polymers)

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11.07.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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