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I guess this is my job now. Time to get to work.

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Perfect, thank you!

24.01.2026 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Do you have a source for his name? Information seems scarce.

24.01.2026 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Adolf Heusinger - Wikipedia

Thank you for pointing this out!

I mean Christ, we put Nazis in NATO.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_H...

24.01.2026 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m sorry but as someone who has a book and a PhD on this exact thing, this is just straight up not true. The majority of Nazis discovered living abroad (particularly in the US, Australia, and UK) faced almost no legal consequences beyond the occasional loss of citizenship.

24.01.2026 14:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3117    πŸ” 752    πŸ’¬ 59    πŸ“Œ 27
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Help us make hope normal again.

Join the Green Party now.

22.01.2026 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 6997    πŸ” 2591    πŸ’¬ 203    πŸ“Œ 1047

[AI bubble bursts] billionaire tech bro: the stupid consumer did not understand it

22.01.2026 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 10710    πŸ” 3663    πŸ’¬ 80    πŸ“Œ 34
A LinkedIn post from a Software Engineer, content:

I am incredibly humbled and honored to share that I’m starting a new chapter as a [Job Title] at [Company Name]! πŸš€

After an intensive period of failing forward and cultivating a growth mindset, I’m ready to deep dive into this greenfield project. From the first coffee chat, it was clear that [Company Name] isn’t just building software; they are creating a paradigm shift in the AI-driven ecosystem.

What excites me most?
- Joining a world-class, cross-functional team of rockstars.
- Architecting scalable, cloud-native solutions that truly disrupt the status quo.
- The opportunity to shift left and add massive value-add in a fast-paced environment.

As I reflect on my journey, I’ve realized that software engineering is less about syntax and more about synergy. It’s about unpacking complex problems to create seamless experiences.

Huge thanks to [Manager Name] for believing in my ninja coding skills. Let’s build the future! πŸ’»βœ¨

#NewBeginnings #SoftwareEngineering #TechInnovation #Grateful #Disruption

A LinkedIn post from a Software Engineer, content: I am incredibly humbled and honored to share that I’m starting a new chapter as a [Job Title] at [Company Name]! πŸš€ After an intensive period of failing forward and cultivating a growth mindset, I’m ready to deep dive into this greenfield project. From the first coffee chat, it was clear that [Company Name] isn’t just building software; they are creating a paradigm shift in the AI-driven ecosystem. What excites me most? - Joining a world-class, cross-functional team of rockstars. - Architecting scalable, cloud-native solutions that truly disrupt the status quo. - The opportunity to shift left and add massive value-add in a fast-paced environment. As I reflect on my journey, I’ve realized that software engineering is less about syntax and more about synergy. It’s about unpacking complex problems to create seamless experiences. Huge thanks to [Manager Name] for believing in my ninja coding skills. Let’s build the future! πŸ’»βœ¨ #NewBeginnings #SoftwareEngineering #TechInnovation #Grateful #Disruption

I genuinely can't tell if this LinkedIn post is meant to be a joke or not.

23.01.2026 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of Lala and Po from the teletubbies. The screenshot is clearly taken from someone's phone, as the borders of the tv can be seen, as well as glimpses into the apartment behind them. Po is in bed wrapped up in a blanket. The text below them reads "I know you were high at my mother-in-laws funeral..."

A screenshot of Lala and Po from the teletubbies. The screenshot is clearly taken from someone's phone, as the borders of the tv can be seen, as well as glimpses into the apartment behind them. Po is in bed wrapped up in a blanket. The text below them reads "I know you were high at my mother-in-laws funeral..."

More screenshots from the Teletubbies. Lala seems to be upset with a terrified Po. the text below reads "Did you kill the dog? Why would you do that?!"

More screenshots from the Teletubbies. Lala seems to be upset with a terrified Po. the text below reads "Did you kill the dog? Why would you do that?!"

A third screenshot from the Teletubbies, this time the same scene as before. Po is wearing an apron while Lala seems to still be upset at him. The text below reads "You're nothing but a failure of a man."

A third screenshot from the Teletubbies, this time the same scene as before. Po is wearing an apron while Lala seems to still be upset at him. The text below reads "You're nothing but a failure of a man."

In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies.

I have translated some of the highlights

20.01.2026 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 7509    πŸ” 3364    πŸ’¬ 100    πŸ“Œ 214

Palantir is working with ICE.

Why the hell are we giving Palantir our NHS information.

Palantir need to be banned from UK Goverment, just like the Swiss banned them from theirs.

18.01.2026 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 999    πŸ” 390    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 14

So here’s why Palantir is keen to get its mitts on UK health data, possibly at a β€˜best in market’ price… so it’s all ready to offer a Farage Fascism App with address data that people have to keep up to date for their health…

17.01.2026 08:21 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2
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Worth every second

15.01.2026 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 20215    πŸ” 8188    πŸ’¬ 591    πŸ“Œ 729
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🚨BREAKING: "Watch out, watch out!!"

ICE again launches barrage of flash bang grenades and chemical gas as unarmed Minneapolis protesters duck and run for cover. THIS IS HAPPENING IN AMERICA. LIVE NOW ⬇️

15.01.2026 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 815    πŸ” 424    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 21

With the JD Vance memes on my phone? Definitely not.

14.01.2026 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Government have u-turned on ID Cards.

Good.

Authoritarian plans to scrap jury trials need to go next.

13.01.2026 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1768    πŸ” 396    πŸ’¬ 77    πŸ“Œ 25

semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003

when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out

12.01.2026 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 27140    πŸ” 8251    πŸ’¬ 394    πŸ“Œ 331
Captain America reading a newspaper outside of a newspaper stand, saying "Not again! We *broke* international law *invading* Panama! Now we're breaking the law *again* with this fabricated "drug war!" Why can't we leave Latin America alone?! Haven't we *exploited* them long enough?!"

Captain America reading a newspaper outside of a newspaper stand, saying "Not again! We *broke* international law *invading* Panama! Now we're breaking the law *again* with this fabricated "drug war!" Why can't we leave Latin America alone?! Haven't we *exploited* them long enough?!"

05.01.2026 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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CNN: β€œSurely you don’t think a daycare should be unlocked.”

SHIRLEY: β€œThere should be a reception area.”

CNN: β€œNo, every day care is locked.”

SHIRLEY: β€œFair point.” πŸ€”

He shows up to a day care with masked men and wonders why they don’t let him in.

31.12.2025 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 7466    πŸ” 2028    πŸ’¬ 775    πŸ“Œ 452

Bonus: He says in his video that he was trying to open the door at midday: Their opening hours are 2pm-10pm.

Just an incredible lack of the most basic research for the sake of racebaiting bullshit.

01.01.2026 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Israel says it will bar dozens of aid groups from operating in Gaza Israel, citing security needs, has imposed strict new conditions on international NGOs that the U.N. and aid groups say could cripple the relief effort in Gaza.

Outrageously cruel. Israel is already choking desperately needed humanitarian aid, and this will only further the immense suffering in Gaza.

The U.S. needs to act now to massively increase the flow of aid and continue working toward lasting peace.

31.12.2025 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 96    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

27.12.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 47072    πŸ” 14496    πŸ’¬ 957    πŸ“Œ 3143
CANCELLED 60 MINUTES CECOT DOC
YouTube video by eoin higgins CANCELLED 60 MINUTES CECOT DOC

The CBS 60 Minutes Doc confirms what we knew: The U.S. is currently using our tax dollars to imprison brown people with no criminal record in torture camps overseas.

It’s no wonder administration shill Bari Weiss pulled this off the air: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjY7...

22.12.2025 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 22844    πŸ” 8414    πŸ’¬ 562    πŸ“Œ 267
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We can't let Thames Water get away with this!

Follow @weownit.org.uk for more on how to get involved

22.12.2025 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 124    πŸ” 67    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 8
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"Poverty is a political choice, and we could end it- it is up to us" Former Mayor of North of Tyne Combined Authority @jamiedriscoll.bsky.social explains why he joined the Green Party, and the importance of effective messaging in combatting Reform.

18.12.2025 12:42 β€” πŸ‘ 176    πŸ” 73    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3
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Dr Russell D. Moore is a theologian, pastor, and the editor in chief of Christianity Today.

15.12.2025 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 18346    πŸ” 4136    πŸ’¬ 636    πŸ“Œ 181

a wealth tax is a winning issue.

15.12.2025 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1820    πŸ” 389    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 5

Oh I know a couple!

I'm just pointing out the absurdity of them trying to use geographical knowledge of a phrase as some kind of gotcha - like it somehow negates ethics of the actual cause!

04.12.2025 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"They don't even know which river and which sea!"

This is like suggesting that somebody can't comment on the Auschwitz concentration camps because they don't know the surrounding bodies of water. Insane.

04.12.2025 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A movie marquee advertises for the films Nuremberg in Zootopia 2

A movie marquee advertises for the films Nuremberg in Zootopia 2

really went dark for the sequel

28.11.2025 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 13939    πŸ” 2156    πŸ’¬ 157    πŸ“Œ 146
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Today I asked the Government why it is creating an authoritarian toolkit πŸ‘‡

27.11.2025 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 223    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 4

Love this for her

26.11.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 354    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

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