“spooky” halftimbered 🛸

Me when I see a tattoo I genuinely like

Fantastic and I love that. Had someone suggest on my end call it a ‘midlife crisis’ a couple of weeks back - don’t care at all. I just make drinks for people (well) and then make sure the joint is locked up

I live in the dumbest, most ridiculous place on earth and tiny commerce worlds are colliding. Also - for the time being at least - I’ve forfeited doing Microsoft teams for a living and am being a barman

It’s unbelievably stupid

Shocking, I know

Local island cafe has moved into the kitchen of the local island pub – which is to say literally everyone I know now works in the one place. Convenient? Toxic? Let’s find out

I made the teams dress up for trivia last night and I’ve started getting photos and some of them are fantastic

Favourite show of the year, no question

Shhh! (That is actually my secret plan)

For the time being it’s good, I won’t be able to do it forever but I am good at it and I like it

Merci. Is it glamorous? No. Is it more fun than Microsoft teams and performance appraisals? Yes.

Finally. Lost the five kilos that have plagued me for years. A further gift from the redundancy (and becoming a country barman)

Happy birthday! 🥳

I know sweetheart, you ARE fun! 😘

This exactly. I can renovate a house, I can stock a keg room, I can restore electronics and speak competently about naval sustainment within the Defence estate. I can sell, build and maintain relationships at a C-suite level. Meanwhile old straight men look on like I’m a dog walking on its hind legs

Red on the left, blue in the middle and pink on the right

Sorry I didn’t get a dock pic for you 😉

Unusually high swell out on the bay today

I knew medicine was more expensive in the US but $150 to clear up The Clap? $2500 for basic cholesterol meds?? Y’all should be out in the streets rioting like the French

Thank you!!☺️

That’s it. Fatwa on Tesco.

First trivia night of the season and technology wasn’t working in my favour. Crowd was good but it threw me off - not enough to truly fuck it but enough to mess with the flow. Better luck for next week; I’m making them dress up for Halloween and answer questions about dicks and fluids. Spooky!

Thank you 🥰😘

I made five of them tonight

Australia, Japan, Canada, S Korea etc (and the middle income countries) should be talking to the EU about turning the EMA into the global medicines agency that we help fund asap because these people are insane and will kill millions.

I think it’s the only book I’ve ever hate-finished. Resented the bloody tome right through all 800-odd pages

What is the American obsession with ranch? It’s disgusting

What's Shakin...??? I'm Tina Taranova

Americans love to mock the French as pussies but I can guarantee you if masked federal agents were disappearing journalists they would have 18-wheelers blocking every highway and protests throughout Paris

I did that in June - rest up buddy, your body probably needs it