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Jeff Eaton

@scaliasboner.bsky.social

Lawyer. Posts are not legal advice. Boner used to mean mistake. I post about politics, magic the gathering, soccer, bourbon, and the law.

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Latest posts by scaliasboner.bsky.social on Bluesky

You are in favor of a Primetime unban? That surprises me.

09.02.2026 17:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He disciplined himself for speaking out against the club. lol. Iโ€™m sorry but this entire team needs to be sold for scrap and rebuilt. None of them are good enough for me.

07.02.2026 14:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dr Tottenham

17.01.2026 17:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve never actively avoided matches like I am right now. He gotta go, and take the sporting directors with him.

17.01.2026 16:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was wrong to keep Ange, but itโ€™s also true that it appears they botched the replacement by choosing Frank.

23.11.2025 18:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This match is a fireable offense.

23.11.2025 18:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We lost this game when Frank set his squad up as though we were facing Pele. Pathetic, cowardly, and a failure.

23.11.2025 17:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Waste of my Sunday to watch this turgid game

23.11.2025 17:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ok, 5 at the back is not an idea I love.

23.11.2025 16:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bad for my wallet ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

19.11.2025 21:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who has 2 thumbs, no money, and 7 motherfucking World Cup tickets.

17.11.2025 19:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As another favorite USWNT player (Press) retires, Iโ€™m feeling feelings about witnessing the greatest dominant generation of soccer, and already missing it. Iโ€™m sure new generations will go on to achieve success, but there was something about that team.

12.11.2025 15:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hate that the rule is likely going to change no matter what anyone else thinks.

08.11.2025 15:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tottenham friendsโ€ฆ are you not entertained today?! ๐Ÿ˜‚

05.11.2025 00:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sending love and strength your way. Being open about that kind of personal stuff is a struggle, but Iโ€™m rooting for you!

05.11.2025 00:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That said, the video doing the rounds on social media of Micky and Spence snubbing Frank for a handshake makes me very worried for this seasonโ€ฆ

02.11.2025 13:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He had Madison, Deki, and Dom for most of the run. Johnson looks dreadful. Xavi looks bad in the team and thatโ€™s a bad omen. As long as heโ€™s bad the team is gonna look bad. The only part of the team that has been functioning is the defense, but even that looked bad today.

01.11.2025 23:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Both are intentionally bad Iโ€™d wager. Ange gave up the league and played Mou ball in Europa. Frankโ€ฆ I donโ€™t even know what heโ€™s doing right now. Injuries arenโ€™t helping either but every manager has to deal with injuries

01.11.2025 18:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The football under Ange that allowed us to win the Europa league was barely watchable. The football currently under Frank is barely watchable. Maybe itโ€™s crap players?

01.11.2025 18:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think youโ€™re great. Iโ€™m glad youโ€™re here and love all the stuff you do.

20.10.2025 00:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Driving home from a show in Buffalo, and my friend and I are rotating between metal and the new Taylor Swift (this is 44). Also letโ€™s play soon! My wifeโ€™s last event is this weekend for the year, so Iโ€™m back to a regular person soon.

03.10.2025 04:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For the second time in my life I think Poch needs to be fired.

07.09.2025 01:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jealous! Not approved in NY state yet, and state law is going to require a prescription unless they update state health department guidance. I may be traveling soon for a jab!

04.09.2025 23:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Number of plays is what instructs me on this. If I donโ€™t have enough reps in the deck to tell you confidently what the best card is in it, itโ€™s new.

31.08.2025 16:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The MOST empty parking

23.08.2025 00:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We promise not to be offside so it counts next time.

17.08.2025 13:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have no time to enjoy my decks as a finished project because Iโ€™m constantly determining what cards to cut for the next cards.

17.08.2025 13:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LSV.

16.08.2025 22:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m actually encouraged from the game. We showed we can compete with the best team in Europe. We should get a set of PK takers that includes less defenders next time.

14.08.2025 02:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You can behind the windmills. Wishing you good luck on the journey!

07.08.2025 11:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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