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@evanaustin.bsky.social

I write fantasy and sci-fi, as well as poetry. I sing and play guitar. I draw and design sometimes. I act on stage.

1,287 Followers  |  1,194 Following  |  852 Posts  |  Joined: 27.04.2023  |  1.9362

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I’m a slut for patterns and textures.

22.11.2025 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Silly mind.

Make a HERMAN joke!

22.11.2025 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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What’s up, you ask?
Oh just out here raw-dogging the OG non-trending version without the goofy-ass rapping, that’s all.

21.11.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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20.11.2025 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is a whole vibe, especially on a rainy day.

20.11.2025 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Amazon.com

I mean…I kinda did:

a.co/d/7d87zrq

20.11.2025 08:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

🫠

19.11.2025 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man says " i live to serve " in a blue room ALT: a man says " i live to serve " in a blue room
18.11.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s inspirational THAT you’re writing!

18.11.2025 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Literally what I want to write.

18.11.2025 05:49 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon lobster is standing in front of a picture frame and smiling . ALT: a cartoon lobster is standing in front of a picture frame and smiling .

You like?

18.11.2025 05:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tried a bit of a layered grunge look today for a music gig. πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ No we were not playing a grunge song. πŸ˜†

16.11.2025 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oof, not if you don’t like crying.

I tend to think there’s a very β€œboy” thing about romanticizing giant robots and superheroes, but I know PLENTY of humans of all stripes who LOVE this movie. Very touching, and beautifully done.

12.11.2025 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Because @ijustwine.bsky.social asked so nicely…

09.11.2025 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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My son requested #theirongiant tonight, so I guess I’ll be crying into my pasta. 😭

08.11.2025 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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To each their own, right? No shame here… πŸ€ͺ

07.11.2025 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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05.11.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Found my movie quote magnetic poetry set! #languageisfun

05.11.2025 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well then I know exactly what to do!

*gently scrapes you into a garbage bag, places the bag carefully in the dumpster, reverently hoses off the concrete, lovingly sweeps water away*

04.11.2025 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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HAapPyy vOOotiNg DAaayyy

04.11.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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It has come to my attention that my timing is quite off. πŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ

03.11.2025 07:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman in a striped shirt is saying oh , you stop it ALT: a woman in a striped shirt is saying oh , you stop it
03.11.2025 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing glasses and a suit says i kinda like it ALT: a man wearing glasses and a suit says i kinda like it

Not gonna lie…

02.11.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Angry/surprised radial-tentacled moon alien….or jacuzzi-bottom filter cover?

02.11.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character says i 'm scared in front of a woman ALT: a cartoon character says i 'm scared in front of a woman
02.11.2025 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Careful with that power

02.11.2025 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That tongue-waggle tho πŸ₯΅

01.11.2025 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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01.11.2025 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just keep my name in your filthy mouth!

01.11.2025 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Witches in sitches.

31.10.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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