Ms Whiney

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Belated Odin's day to you, good sir.

I've eaten a lot. Pants are coming off.

I wish I had serotonin instead of this juicy ass

It should be law that if you have an accent, you must whisper sweet nothings in my ear.

Wow. This is really amazing!

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Are you tryptophan? Because you’re making me want to go to bed

Thicker strong men are my fav

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Thanksgiving's coming up. I’ve got something for you to gobble

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Gobble. Gobble. I'm watching you wobble.

My brain: don't make a dick joke. don't make a dick joke. don't make a dick joke.

Side piece. More like side piece of bacon

Knew it

The turkey is not the only thing that's getting stuffed this Thanksgiving. 

You're...Mother Nature's elf????

Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

I was 🤏 this close to yelling at you for a spelling mistake, but then I read the rest. Clever. 😏

Leaning tower of fish in that first picture haha!

British people calling erasers "rubbers" will always make me giggle.

Oh yes

Chug chug chug

This is your look. Wow.

There should be a fast food restaurant that only sells bacon. I pull up to the window and get a bunch of crispy bacon on demand.

I've never seen this. Do I even want to?? I don't like crying

Someone come tuck me in. I want to be here all day.

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So fluttery!!!

Woke up at 7am. Back in bed at 10am for a nap. Ah Sundays, amirite?

You both say it wrong, don't you? 😂