Did we all have a good Valentine's Day or what?
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I see stubble though
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π΄π»
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Do people still put rose petals on the beds?
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Nothing else matters in your life except sharing your pet
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And I'm just finding out about this now??
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You have a dog??
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Lol no way. I would not partake because I'd be the purple heart hating it π
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So cold
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Every Olympic sport I watch I mutter to myself "wow, they must of been so rich growing up" π
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A comic by Candy Hearts Comic. Two candy hearts in the shower. Green one reads "i thought this would be sexier". Purple one reads "waiting in line and freezing".
Too real
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having conversations with my bag of valentines hearts like a magic 8 ball
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Roses are red
You have a nice rack
Hold on tight
While i blow out your back
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I don't want a dozen roses. I want a dozen eggs. Happy Valentine's Day!
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π«
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Take off your shirt
And show me your tattoos
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If youβre my valentine, Iβm getting you a dozen mozzarella sticks
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I just fell in love
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Roses are red
Sunflowers are yellow
Bring me a gummy
So I can be mellow
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Not now, romantic holiday.
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They are so good
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Let's take a nap
Now shush
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I hope you're swole nowπͺ
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ugh, i could use a hug
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Well why can't I provide the chocolate?
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Netflix and take a nap?
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Aw you're so cute
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It is my sincere hope that each and every single one of you gets laid this weekend
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I would eat these every day of my life if I could. Imagine how fixed I'd be!!!
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Sad clown with a caffeine buzz...
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