Jase

Pet Sematary [sic]

One of my favourite Bat artists. All the best parts of McFarlane, Adams, and Giordano in one

The hotel has turkey bacon

Vacation is ruined

Christians, just a reminder, when the rapture happens tomorrow, please leave your houses unlocked so we have access to them when you're gone. I have dibs on a TV evangelist's mega-mansion, so that's nice for me. But anyway, thanks for solving the housing crisis, I guess. Bye!

There's no such thing as a movie Muppets shouldn't be in

My vacation starts Wednesday, so if it was *ever* going to happen, Tuesday has good odds

Marvel could publish a comic called Punisher: ACAB Special, with Frank on the cover holding a pig dressed as a cop, saying "Fuck the police", and those fuckers would *still* put their thin blue line bullshit on his logo because they think it looks cool

a man in a suit and tie is smiling in an office . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling in an office .

Not this?

"We love our country, but not enough to put any effort into replicating the flag"

And "Eat ass" is your marketing tagline

Evil or not, it makes no sense for the character. He has particular targets for his vengeance, and dogs just aren't on his shit list

But not wanting to kick a dog on camera is valid for any reason. That's exactly the sort of behavior impressionable assholes will copy for laughs

You're still a little far away, or I'd drop by and help out. I don't mind painting as long as someone else moves the furniture!

Hey, well done. That shit's tough!

In that Hot Pockets are very popular, and accessible to everyone

I'm just glad he came out through the side, and not the end!

That's disappointing. I've enjoyed the couple of Deschutes brews that I've tried.

That looks good! How was it?

Yes

I look so drunk in that photo!

I use the OnlyPosts feed. Just the original posts of people I follow, not even reposts. I'm mostly very disinterested in hearing from people I don't want to talk to

I'd probably have a PhD if universities stopped giving out certificates and started giving you a cool sheet of stickers or something

Is that a kind of cabbage or something?

It turns out there's a seventh sense

In Australia, it would be the Great Clacker

Also, it's "run amok" not "run a muck"

Opinions are like assholes: I don't need to hear anyone else's

I feel sorry for Kenny Roaster. Everyone just assumes he rogers chickens

I remember that Lion was called Strongheart, but I literally just pulled that memory out of the ether after 40 years

Once every 400 years

We get breaks. My boss is actually pretty nice.

I don't work at a hockey arena, but there is one within walking distance!