Kelly's Special Purpose

OMG. Did he get his medical advice from a book from 1584? Wow. 🤢

Are they eating our taxes?

If I inject it, will I look like a mar-a-lago Barbie? Asking for an enemy.

These totally accurate numbers I totally did not just make up.

YouTube video by DEAN MEDIA All You Fascists by Woody Guthrie. Portland animal dancing protests. DEAN MEDIA 2025 (c).

#WoodyGuthrie came to the #PNW to write tunes about the #WPA. In this video one of his #protest times is used to accompany footage of Ice going after peaceful protesters in #Portland.

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There is a fundraiser for Special Olympics this Saturday at SMP Theater in the Park, if you are able to come! It's called Cars in the Park, and I have registered a bunch ahead of time, and there will be more the day of! 😀

I think he confused gently with super slo-mo! 🥹

My oldest is 27 today. I cannot wrap my head around this. Mentally, I'm still 12. At least at fart and penis jokes.

Why on earth would that be your first reaction?!??! Call ice??! Oh yeah, cause she's a bigot! Glad she's having the day she voted for!

Ahhhh! Enjoy!

I have never had one before! How do you eat those? Scoop out the inside or whole hog?

They are just over the halfway point - if everyone who sees this pitches in a little we could get to the finish line in no time. $8 buys a bale of hay!

It would certainly be a break from the monotony.

I think the name Twatwaffle is appropriate here.

Look at my beans 😍😆
And YOU are awesome!

So glad you got to go, and a beautiful time of year to boot! Yeah, I love KC, but Maine truly feels like home. And the Dunkins are SO MUCH BETTER there! I swear! Lol

Yay! I grew up there and would move back in a heartbeat! So glad you enjoyed it. And that explains all the shark sightings....

Happy Birthday, young Duck!

Lovely!

Cheesy N Sleezy

I once saw something that said say meow out loud. Now say homeowner. Now I can't say homeowner without the meow. And now mewt is ruined.

I am watching Room 1408 for the first time. Even in broad daylight, it is scary! Now this is what I am talking about!!!! If only it were rainy to add to the atmosphere.

Watching a classic that scared the shit out of me as a child....Ghost Story from 1981! Not as scary now as it was then 🤣, but still spoooooky

Omg this literally made me laugh out loud. Thank you!!!!

Here is a baby otter to end the week

He never looks good, but he looks really not good.

Ugh. Don't insult witches like that.

Right?!?!? I live on a corner. That would have been so convenient and delicious!

I just want to know who the boy with a heart around him is! Sincerely, a fellow twin.

There is a store called Big Bob's Flooring Outlet near me. Once, I thought it said Big Boobs. My daughter and I could not stop laughing. One of us yells Big boobs every time we drive by. Anyway, my daughter is now my son and I love him fiercely and you will take away his rights over my dead body. 🏳️‍⚧️