Me too. I know tastebuds change as you get older but why most kids find them vile is weird. Itβs hardly good for survival of the species. π
15.02.2026 22:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@zellishrows.bsky.social
Here for the laughs not the misery. Bit of a twat. Blueskying since 2023. Talking shit since 1974.
Me too. I know tastebuds change as you get older but why most kids find them vile is weird. Itβs hardly good for survival of the species. π
15.02.2026 22:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I love all veg but cabbage is my absolute favourite.
15.02.2026 17:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Haha. I mean, I mightβve had a favourite album but Iβve no idea what it was. π
15.02.2026 14:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh nice. That looks fun.
15.02.2026 13:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I canβt remember 19. I was on so many drugs then I completely lost that year. π¬
15.02.2026 13:56 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Absolutely.
I have such a dry sense of humour that people at work have no idea when Iβm joking. Makes it more fun tbh.
Thanks!
15.02.2026 09:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thatβs what I like. Itβs how it should be.
15.02.2026 09:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hahaha.
15.02.2026 09:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yep. Same.
15.02.2026 09:14 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wish I could but I need to entertain me old mum for a few hours.
15.02.2026 09:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Boo. Iβm off to buy plants at the garden centre. At least theyβll get a good watering. π
15.02.2026 09:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Iβm like this. Thatβs why itβs so funny. Genuinely canβt stop myself from saying these things.
15.02.2026 09:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Happy Birthday!! Woohoo.
Birthday gifs on here are shit, so hereβs Kendrick doing a little dance for you.
ππ
15.02.2026 09:03 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Me: So what do you do?
Them: I own a photography studio, I take portraits of family pets
My brain: Don't say dogtographer. Don't say dogtographer. Don't say dogtographer. Don't say dogtographer. Don't say dogtographer. Don't say dogtographer. Don't say dogtographer.
My mouth: Ah, a dogtographer.
Wazzing it down here.
15.02.2026 09:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I quite like this idea.
15.02.2026 08:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0So sorry to hear this. Iβve been through times like this in life too and all I can say is that time does heal wounds. Life can be one way and a completely different way a year later. Be kind to yourself and only do the things that make you happy, fuck everyone else. And we all like you a lot. π§‘
15.02.2026 08:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I don't always like people. But when I do I don't.
15.02.2026 07:25 β π 14 π 3 π¬ 4 π 0π
15.02.2026 08:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You sold me at moule frites.
15.02.2026 08:46 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The thing that makes this extra funny to me is that I think the cat is about to say this is all moving too fastβ¦
15.02.2026 04:39 β π 3012 π 415 π¬ 36 π 6I canβt get enough of Paul Rudd embodying Pete Burns in this shot for shot remake of βYou Spin Me Roundβ. I LOVE the finger wag and hip shimmy.
(Probably everyone has already seen it but Iβve just found it)
Weβre women, itβs usually the latter. π
14.02.2026 23:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Haha love this!!!
14.02.2026 21:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is the problem isnβt it? Exams are ridiculous tbh.
I have a reasonably high IQ and Iβm shit at exams too. Thereβs definitely too much weight on them.
Onwards and upwards!
14.02.2026 15:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Completely agree.
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