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@zellishrows.bsky.social

Here for the laughs not the misery. Might bang on a bit about folk racing bikes. Blueskying since 2023. Talking shit since 1974.

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I would’ve gone with the sticky toffee pudding but that looks fab.

14.10.2025 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

14.10.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Or me when I put me Spanx on.

14.10.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just saw a pigeon walk in to a pet shop. Not sure if it was giving itself up or shopping or what

14.10.2025 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

14.10.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hahaha.
Funny story though, found out today that it’s not a semi dye, it’s permanent!! I have to wait for it to grow out. πŸ˜‚

14.10.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a mustache and a bald head is standing in front of a tree . Alt: a man with a mustache and a bald head is standing in front of a tree .

It’s ok for you two, since I started testosterone for HRT I look like this now:

14.10.2025 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Crazy isn’t it?

14.10.2025 11:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah tbh, I reckon vintage is probably a good bet. I’ve just repaired a 1980s one at the Outlaws’ and it sounds great. You can still get all the needles and belts etc online.

14.10.2025 10:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Haha I have no idea!

14.10.2025 09:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

14.10.2025 07:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah that’s weird. Teen is a music producer and he uses it to sample old vinyl. Maybe it doesn’t sound great with speakers then?
He runs it through his pc so maybe that’s why.

14.10.2025 07:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Likewise πŸ˜‚

14.10.2025 06:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Haha. It’s just age.

14.10.2025 06:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no amateur πŸ˜‚

14.10.2025 06:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not by me πŸ˜‚

14.10.2025 06:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nice!

14.10.2025 06:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My boss speaks four languages and English is his fourth. If you met him you’d have no idea he wasn’t English by birth. I still don’t understand how you can learn to speak four languages impeccably.

14.10.2025 05:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Yep, I have a weekly one of those. If I didn’t I’d be clueless.

14.10.2025 05:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know right? I peed twice before bed, just to make sure. It never works.

14.10.2025 05:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Ditto!

14.10.2025 05:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Game on.

14.10.2025 05:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It really is!

14.10.2025 05:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ooo I bloody love a mince pie.

14.10.2025 05:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Nice! πŸ˜‚

13.10.2025 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh fack, I totally forgot. This is the one teen has. Good quality and plays old vinyl. Doesn’t come with speakers, he plays it via his pc or with headphones but you can buy some if you need.

13.10.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Haha

13.10.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

13.10.2025 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

See, now you’re gonna make me start them. I must hold out until November πŸ˜‚
Glad you’re good!

13.10.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My grandparents’ phone number is the passcode for my phone. It’s a forty year old phone number that is still in my head.

13.10.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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