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@zellishrows.bsky.social

Here for the laughs not the misery. Bit of a twat. Blueskying since 2023. Talking shit since 1974.

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Me too. I know tastebuds change as you get older but why most kids find them vile is weird. It’s hardly good for survival of the species. πŸ˜‚

15.02.2026 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love all veg but cabbage is my absolute favourite.

15.02.2026 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Haha. I mean, I might’ve had a favourite album but I’ve no idea what it was. πŸ˜‚

15.02.2026 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh nice. That looks fun.

15.02.2026 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t remember 19. I was on so many drugs then I completely lost that year. 😬

15.02.2026 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely.
I have such a dry sense of humour that people at work have no idea when I’m joking. Makes it more fun tbh.

15.02.2026 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks!

15.02.2026 09:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s what I like. It’s how it should be.

15.02.2026 09:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hahaha.

15.02.2026 09:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yep. Same.

15.02.2026 09:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wish I could but I need to entertain me old mum for a few hours.

15.02.2026 09:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Boo. I’m off to buy plants at the garden centre. At least they’ll get a good watering. πŸ˜‚

15.02.2026 09:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m like this. That’s why it’s so funny. Genuinely can’t stop myself from saying these things.

15.02.2026 09:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a man in a blue sweatshirt and hat is dancing with his arms up ALT: a man in a blue sweatshirt and hat is dancing with his arms up

Happy Birthday!! Woohoo.
Birthday gifs on here are shit, so here’s Kendrick doing a little dance for you.

15.02.2026 09:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

15.02.2026 09:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Me: So what do you do?

Them: I own a photography studio, I take portraits of family pets

My brain: Don't say dogtographer. Don't say dogtographer. Don't say dogtographer. Don't say dogtographer. Don't say dogtographer. Don't say dogtographer. Don't say dogtographer.

My mouth: Ah, a dogtographer.

15.02.2026 09:01 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Wazzing it down here.

15.02.2026 09:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I quite like this idea.

15.02.2026 08:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So sorry to hear this. I’ve been through times like this in life too and all I can say is that time does heal wounds. Life can be one way and a completely different way a year later. Be kind to yourself and only do the things that make you happy, fuck everyone else. And we all like you a lot. 🧑

15.02.2026 08:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't always like people. But when I do I don't.

15.02.2026 07:25 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚

15.02.2026 08:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You sold me at moule frites.

15.02.2026 08:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The thing that makes this extra funny to me is that I think the cat is about to say this is all moving too fast…

15.02.2026 04:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3012    πŸ” 415    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 6
You Spin Me Round (Like a Record) - Jimmy Fallon + Paul Rudd/Dead or Alive Side-by-side Comparison
YouTube video by Cara Mandel You Spin Me Round (Like a Record) - Jimmy Fallon + Paul Rudd/Dead or Alive Side-by-side Comparison

I can’t get enough of Paul Rudd embodying Pete Burns in this shot for shot remake of β€˜You Spin Me Round’. I LOVE the finger wag and hip shimmy.

(Probably everyone has already seen it but I’ve just found it)

15.02.2026 08:21 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

We’re women, it’s usually the latter. πŸ™„

14.02.2026 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Haha love this!!!

14.02.2026 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the problem isn’t it? Exams are ridiculous tbh.
I have a reasonably high IQ and I’m shit at exams too. There’s definitely too much weight on them.

14.02.2026 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Onwards and upwards!

14.02.2026 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Completely agree.

14.02.2026 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

14.02.2026 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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