Something I like about Sam Raimi is that he has the same head on him as an Auld Fella in a Pub in Co. Monaghan
28.01.2026 00:44 β π 29 π 4 π¬ 3 π 0@elsiem.bsky.social
Still crazy after all this year
Something I like about Sam Raimi is that he has the same head on him as an Auld Fella in a Pub in Co. Monaghan
28.01.2026 00:44 β π 29 π 4 π¬ 3 π 0Increasingly convinced Reform is a political remake of The Producers, desperately assembling a front-bench team no-one will vote for so they never have to do any actual work
Also, it's full of Nazis
If you are looking for a non-alcoholic mulled wine alternative for Christmas 2026, Lemsip Wild Berry and Hot Orange is spot on. Just make sure to leave four hours between glassfuls, with a maximum of four in twenty hour hours.
25.01.2026 23:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Overnight at the mothership means BBC news for breakfast and a full five-minute segment on duvets.
21.01.2026 08:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Some top-notch UX design on this 'year of birth' field
20.01.2026 13:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My husband was on the 2 train and a guy started braying about how Renee Good deserved to die and her "lesbian lover" did too. My husband got pissed and said, "You're absolutely disgusting." "Fuck you!" the guy said. "Fuck YOU!" my husband said. The guy left.
See? We just need to talk to each other.
greatest steam update of all time, because of one unnecessary detail
12.01.2026 21:34 β π 18046 π 4140 π¬ 144 π 282He's back
12.01.2026 17:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Β£185 for a Fortnum's teapot seems an ambitious bit of targeted email marketing.
11.01.2026 14:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A poem by Amanda Gorman For Renee Nicole Good Killed by ICE on January 7th 2026
A poem by Amanda Gorman
For Renee Nicole Good
Killed by ICE on January 7th, 2026
Manchester renaissance 2016
Tomorrow marks 10 years since the greatest piece of art of our generation
30.12.2025 18:16 β π 1928 π 617 π¬ 44 π 67I went back to the hotel for an early night the evening everybody else I was with ended up hanging out with Keanu Reeves at the John Wick premiere.
31.12.2025 00:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I think it is important to do readings in church in a restrained and measured tone, and not act them out.
24.12.2025 18:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Was at a Christmas party with a load of clergy last night and as some people were leaving they found a person collapsed on the street outside so the Verger took over and called an ambulance and sent all the clergy away because "if they wake up surrounded by priests that'll just make things worse"
23.12.2025 08:38 β π 1938 π 315 π¬ 30 π 12Unconventional Director Sets Shakespeare Play In Time, Place Shakespeare Intended
Unconventional Director Sets Shakespeare Play In Time, Place Shakespeare Intended https://theonion.com/unconventional-director-sets-shakespeare-play-in-time-1819569151/
18.12.2025 22:00 β π 1505 π 168 π¬ 16 π 18Tonight's supper was sausage rolls, cheese straws and After Eights. #tistheseason
15.12.2025 21:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A quick recap of Santa's reindeer for you: Dasher, Rudolph, Sporty, Scary, Mr. Blonde, Doc, Bashful, Steve McQueen and Yul Brynner.
03.12.2025 07:52 β π 25 π 5 π¬ 4 π 0This is your annual reminder to set aside part of today for unsubscribing from the mailing list of every brand that sends you a Black Friday email.
27.11.2025 14:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0getting the mic at a q&a, saying "this is more of a comment than a question" and then handing the mic back
14.05.2024 03:30 β π 248 π 30 π¬ 3 π 0(you might have to say it out loud)
21.11.2025 17:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Announcer: The next station is Sittingbourne.
Small behind me: the next station is A TABLE?
I believe they prefer to be called Americans
20.11.2025 20:41 β π 415 π 102 π¬ 6 π 4Big news: I just successfully took delivery of a package without talking too loud or saying "very thanks" or inexplicably trying to shake hands with the delivery guy
13.11.2025 22:21 β π 170 π 30 π¬ 8 π 2Uber driver has just apologised to me for slowing down to the speed limit. "There are cameras here. They try to catch you out."
09.11.2025 18:27 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Have listened to two podcast episodes in two days in which an American tries to say 'Edinburgh'. It's a close call but I think I prefer 'Edinburg' to 'Edinborrow'.
07.11.2025 17:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I love that Mamdani is what the right claimed Obama was: A Muslim socialist born in Africa. The right practically manifested Mamdani into existence.
05.11.2025 14:25 β π 7649 π 1501 π¬ 49 π 69Just woke up in the cinema to the rolling credits and the cold, shameful realisation that oops, I did it again.
Relatedly, I probably quite enjoyed some of The Mastermind.
ATTENTION, there is a military band playing Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins on the concourse at Paddington Station. This is not a drill.
30.10.2025 13:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0