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All the bullet holes all over the stone facade really got me. Really made it visceral

The drop in violent crime hasn't been accompanied by a drop in Visible Black People though, so that's far less important than you might hope

Swampy gusset

Commonly referenced in loads of other people's episodes too.

If wilful damage of military equipment is terrorism, the British armed forces are packed to the gills with terrorists. Well done.

You see, this is funny, because the British armed forces *are* packed to the gills with terrorists, regardless of your bizarre edicts about damage to equipment.

Etto Onglish.

This is the story of how I've been harassed for what I think are political reasons:
michaelrosenblog.blogspot.com/2025/08/two-...

Soft-launching an antisemitism aspect to the PA proscription, here. They really do love to mash that particular button.

I was once tying up fishing hooks on a camera-off meeting, managed to jab one into my finger and quietly muttered FUCKS SAKE, and there was a bit of an incident about that

It is simpler, to be fair, when it is just straight up Protocols shit. No need to examine further, contextualise, steelman, any of that.

You need to make sure the egg is *swimming* in oil (NO butter) and you nick the yolk.

YouTube video by Steel Pan Guy World's Greatest Steak Breakfast

The youpipe algo has provided me with the worst ever sincere (I think?) cooking video I've ever seen. North American, obviously: youtube.com/shorts/sTTXt...

ACAB means All.

Without wanting to betray any confidences, nevertheless I would recommend getting dick up a mountain

My toxic trait is that I fully 100% believe deep down in my bones that if I'm just popping out, house to car to shop to car to home again, I absolutely do not need sunscreen.

That's some fucking wishcasting there. How many tens of millions, Christian? Precisely? Exactly how many tens of millions? Your number needs to be less than eight, so this should be an easy question. Cos I'm fairly sure "tens of millions" of Britons just want to feel not constantly fucked over.

That's a hell of a view. Genuinely envious. Gorgeous

No.

Has it? Ew.

difficult, it's more likely to be a sex doll, yes? (It is 100% a sex thing).

Right. So correct me if I'm wrong but mannequins are mass produced at an enormous scale right, whereas sex dolls have a vastly smaller market, and non homogeneity is more likely. THEREFORE (in this Ted Talk I will) if it's a mannequin it ought to be simple to find its twin mannequins? BUT if that's

Good luck getting rid of dRumpf!!! 🇺🇸

and ALL of the Texans young and old mocked us for being babies and "scared of the sun".

Early 2000s a pal of mine got married in Texas to a Texan woman, and we went over for the wedding and spent some time with her family. We went out for food one day in the week before the ceremony, and the Brits were like, it is 34°C out there and the nearest cloud is in Alaska, we need sunscreen ...

Heard two auld dears in Asda taking about a pub in Birdwell that got badly vandalised recently. "Have you seen what they've done to The Cock?" My monocle popped out I can tell thee.

www.barnsleychronicle.com/article/3277...

50 is a lot of kilograms

Quite ... bsky.app/profile/cana...

They do that. It's called the Monk Chant. It's basically the word Millwall drawn out over ages and ages, so it just sounds like Miiiiiiillllllllllllllllllllll. They have two "songs" that one and No-one Likes Us, We Don't Care

Yes, it is more intern than expert, specifically an intern that will never get any better. I would rather train a junior dev tbh, see them develop professionally and personally. That is, in fact, one of the most important and fulfilling roles in senior software development.

I've seen have ranged from simple inefficiencies to encoded vulnerabilities that if had been pushed to prod would have caused ruinous financial and reputational damage.