Allison

They come in, murder the native population and are soothed by the sound of corn. Manifest that destiny ear monsters.

06.12.2024 10:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not a bad idea considering my job description is:
1) crush my enemies
2) see them driven before me
And
3) hear the lamentation of their women

26.10.2023 15:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A loaf of commercial Italian bread that has been torn open and scattered with cat bites in bread slices.

Are we still doing girl dinner?

21.10.2023 19:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My work is requiring my coworkers and I to have coffee/lunch with each other by randomly pairing us up monthly.
This is hell.

20.10.2023 12:25 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0