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expressing unassailable truths with meaningless sentences since 1966 @karlosity@mastodon.nz

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a black and white photo of two men standing next to each other with the words `` i 'm shocked . '' Alt: A gif from the movie Casablanca of Captain Renault saying to Rick, "I'm shocked, Shocked!'' - after forcing Rick's bar to close because of Gambling on the premises - just before being handed his winnings by a croupier.

Corrupt Police? 😲

03.11.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait.. What!? Give #kikorangi their name & we'll "send someone 'round to sort 'em out"

30.10.2025 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Casio B650WD-1A

Casio B650WD-1A

Excellent choice!
My arms aren't long enough for my aged eyes so I just bought this one...

30.10.2025 05:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
What watch? Ten watch
YouTube video by Princ Daníček What watch? Ten watch

...but WHAT WATCH!

30.10.2025 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
ELIZA front page on a vt100 screen; an early chat(ter)bot from the 60s

ELIZA front page on a vt100 screen; an early chat(ter)bot from the 60s

27.10.2025 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wild weather: Closures and cancellations Parks and public facilities are being closed, commuter transport faces disruptions, and several big events are being affected by the ongoing risk of severe wind gusts.

I'm with you on that one Bob, we've had winds today over 200kph (that's 125mph hurricane speed in old money). And that's from a Wellingtonian - and we think 120kph is "just a bit fresh"... so we closed the Libraries - β€˜pour encourager les autres’.

23.10.2025 10:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fab! Found it ...sad that "Beeb says No" at a first attempt with their new app <sigh>

16.10.2025 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Any way to listen to this elsewhere on the planet?

16.10.2025 10:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Brazil left off the map again I see πŸ˜‰

15.10.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I probably ate a Clark's Cafe Cheese scone a few times a week for a couple of decades until the Wellington Central Library closed from earthquake damage... Hope they return with the reopening next year! web.archive.org/web/20200114...

07.10.2025 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Pinhole Vision: A Tip for Surviving Without Glasses By forming a small pinhole with your fingers and looking through it, you’ll find your vision is significantly sharpened. This can be helpful in a pinch if you don't have glasses or contacts.

The pinhole trick - a hack that photographers will recognize from "depth-of-field" ...I still use this all the time - need good light though as it reduces the amount that gets through.
www.offgridweb.com/survival/pin...

29.09.2025 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sausage Rolls Recipe NZ | Edmonds Cooking Sausage Rolls - Easy peasy homemade sausage rolls. The perfect snack, or lunchbox accompaniment.

Before someone asks... ;)
Here's a recipe (tomato sauce = ketchup, by the way).

28.09.2025 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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No (2012 film) - Wikipedia

You should give "NO" a look... great film! en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_(201...
"One of the unique features of the film was LarraΓ­n's decision to use ΒΎ inch Sony U-matic magnetic tape, which was widely used by television news in the 80s."

26.09.2025 06:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Have decided I’m only voting for people who use public libraries from now on, please present your library card to me while door knocking.

24.09.2025 09:48 β€” πŸ‘ 167    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 5
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The Octavius Hadfield Collection Correspondence from one of Aotearoa’s most significant missionaries and supporters of Māori rights, Octavius Hadfield.

Here you go folks...
www.wcl.govt.nz/news/the-oct...

24.09.2025 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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an aerial view of a city in new zealand with a kiwi in the foreground Alt: an aerial view of cities & seashore in new zealand with a kiwifruit in the foreground

Giving you a wave right now from the other side...

19.09.2025 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In Commonwealth English that's a nice "say-what-now?".
Well played, good sir.

17.08.2025 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Uh-oh... Heere wee gooo! :)

30.07.2025 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks for the lovely image and post Martha!
natlib.govt.nz/blog/posts/t...

30.07.2025 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A Lamson Telelift Automated Document & Book Distribution Rail-Capsule portrayed as a "Biblically Accurate" Angel.
Illustration by Martha van Drunen

A Lamson Telelift Automated Document & Book Distribution Rail-Capsule portrayed as a "Biblically Accurate" Angel. Illustration by Martha van Drunen

Ahoy-Hoy! Librarians!
Telelifts FTW!

30.07.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

<chuckle> the 'lady' that the cowboy winks at was Ms Nunn my Art Teacher in Intermediate School Form 2 in '79 (UK year 8, US 7th grade Middle School) just a scant few years after they filmed it.

23.07.2025 11:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Regulatory capture - Wikipedia

If it "walks like a Duck..."etc.

23.07.2025 10:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a red coat with a dragon on the front Alt: Dracula with crazy hair in a red coat with a dragon on the front
23.07.2025 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reminds me of a doco I saw once... The Navidson RecordΒΉ, or something like that #houseofleaves

22.07.2025 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Inside Wellington’s obsessive and hyper-competitive cheese scone scene Alice Neville dives into Wellington's doughy underbelly to uncover the eye-opening truth about the capital's passion for this humble baked item.

Yup, delish!

21.07.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As long as he asked Jacinda Ardern to be in the Cabinet I'll allow it...

18.07.2025 08:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

...and remember Putin (allegedly) is still holding on to the Trump "P"[edophile] Tapes to use for maximum effect once Donny has outlived his usefulness.

17.07.2025 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

...Ten‐ish

07.07.2025 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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IDLES - DANNY NEDELKO (Official Video)
YouTube video by IDLES IDLES - DANNY NEDELKO (Official Video)

Anything by IDLES really...

30.06.2025 06:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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