Grumpy Muppet

Pannus horribilis

We don’t have pancakes on pancake day. Why spend the whole day in the kitchen? We have them the next day when all the excitement has died down

Duvet foreskin is a nightmare

Still looks great

Imagine wanting to have photos of people you loved. Fucking psycho

Because they are peddling a miracle cure that will only result in despair and disappointment and with less money than you had before

I don't see it as a problem TBH

You mean privatisation has resulted in higher prices and lower quality? In all fairness, nobody could have seen that coming

The bee’s knees

Yes. There is no relationship between talent and pleasantness

Unpleasant people can be talented

Sounds like the cow tried to fuck you

Presume it’s only £300,000 if they pay within 30 days

Pretty sure the ‘before birth’ photos are the least identifiable

You didn’t agree with the club how many spaces at what size were required?

What’s the fess? You season your food to your taste?

Nigel Faragile

I do know the capacity of your kitchen bin in litres, but I’m not telling you

Subject and summary are different things

Feels like you’ve misunderstood the function of a washing machine

Some people shouldn’t be allowed to make decisions

As a hostage to whom?

And did those people mind that you were panting their cocks?

It’s not the economy thats fucked

Wasn’t that a Clint Eastwood character?

Don’t get me started on fish and chips

He consistently talks a good game, but fails to back it up with actions

Pretty sure they are aimed at people who like both