Kyle

Elizabeth Spiers with the crystal ball, from three months ago...

Beautiful! Although it doesn’t evoke nostalgia quite like the rot on the Forest Park Blue Line does.

Chris Ware stamps! 😮

I wrote this four days ago. Today, they arrested the NYC Comptroller.

Every streaming service should have two categories for documentaries, “Documentaries” and “Okay, But, Like, Actual Documentaries”.

Well worth your time to stop, breathe, take a couple of minutes to read, and you’ll find yourself thinking about this before the next time let AI completely do your work for you.

I never noticed they knocked over the American Lung Association logo to use as part of theirs.

I can no longer at first glance tell if these articles are by The Onion.

You’re talking about the court that MAGA owns, right?

I mailed a package USPS from the main post office downtown Chicago on Thurs morning to Palatine IL —about 20 miles. It’s been over 4 days. If it arrived right now, it would have averaged just under .2 mph. Slower than the 3-toed sloth or giant tortoise (And my package still isn’t there).

Critical hyphenation. First-rate. Nice.

…and itchy.

#ManholeCoverMonday
Kinda looks like a big penny.

While you highlight it, please note is the product of local journalism, which has been carrying a lot of the burden in an environment where national outlets simply can't cover everything everywhere all at once. Support your local journalists!

I do NOT need to kick off my work week like that. I’m out.

Shouldn’t he be deported?

a man in a movie is saying `` well hello , mr. fancy pants '' ALT: a man in a movie is saying `` well hello , mr. fancy pants ''

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“Body is aspic”. Thanks. That’s the best I’ve laughed all week.

They are probably using A-1 to block it.

Do it.

Where does one purchase such paint?

We don’t need another hero.

Please just stick to “Wagon Wheel”

I love Jon Bernthal because this is pissing off all the worst chuds who deeply misunderstand the Punisher

So is this just a bill sitting around on the capital steps moping and singing, or are we good to go now?

Shouldn’t you be watching Eraserhead?

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