EmmanentCatastrophe

THEY'RE SO BAD they've been sitting in my pantry untouched for three weeks

Listen. If you didn't want to be seen as the Twitter escape pod, you shouldn't have deliberately fostered a community of people so united by their contempt for arbitrary authority and love of absolute free speech that they were willing to abandon a platform they'd been using for 15 years

Like, the cost of what goes into this should be reflected in what it costs the end user or otherwise represented, but it's not, because it's a matter of shoveling investor funds into a goddamn furnace until either the thing becomes profitable or something goes horribly wrong

Every predator movie is about how the prey must turn the tables and become the hunter.

In a time dominated by predators, there’s a lesson there.

Dems- don't engage "you want healthcare for undocumented immigrants." Reply with "The shutdown is for one reason only- to hide the Epstein evidence that is so damaging to the White House." Every interview, every comment, every time.

Learn how to win in the court of public opinion one goddam time.

when you're lowk an ugly white chick 4 months on HRT but it's better than being an ugly white dude 🥹

Has EA taken a risk with game design/story since Mass Effect 3? It's been corporate slop for over a decade, which always leans right. EA was a symbol of everything wrong with the indutsry before this move. Ideally, a boycott kills any value the merger has and acts as a warning to other vultures.

kids these days love inciting moral panic

jk rowling: many trans women are simply men who wanted to go to college to get more knowledge. i relate to their plight. but it is their biological destiny to go to jupiter to get more stupider

I look at old code I wrote and think about how I used to be happy and now I want to die

these days i can't imagine there's really a way around losing creative control other than running your own website

cutting out the middleman entirely isn't a terrible idea but there will be server costs ofc

they replaced dave strider with fuckin chad buskin dude

#NotMyDave

idk why people keep complaining aboat the dialog in the pilot
its ALWAYS been like this???? liiiiiiiikeeeeeeeeeeee???

LRT i despise how many act like seeing porn is like, traumatical permanent injury before you are 18 by default, they act like its a death sentence for "da kids"
coming across some porn as a teen or whatever sure is worse than actively putting everyone of all ages under constant suveillance hahahaha-

A map titled United States High Speed Rail System showing a theoretical high speed rail system in the United States. Some lines also connect north to Vancouver or the Quebec City–Windsor Corridor, or south to Tijuana or Monterrey. The map is credited to First Cultural Industries AKA Alfred Twu, dated from February 2013, and is downloadable at www.californiarailmap.com

the US if Tylenol actually caused autism

hahahahaha called it

I don't do SUBSCRIPTION SERVICES. I don't use ADOBE PRODUCTS. I don't pay monthly for ART PROGRAMS. I buy a PERPETUAL LICENSE. And if there isn't one, I DON'T WANT IT.

DO NOT go back to twitter that is the hitler site. i am dead serious with this shit. its main role as a de-facto organ of the trump admin is to facilitate nazi propaganda. you cannot be posting your doodles on the "euthanize all trans people" forum just because they still allow pornography

This country has been in decline ever since we stopped writing songs that just rattle off a list of American cities

𝐀𝐦𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐌𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐈𝐥𝐥𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬
𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑚𝑜𝑛, 𝑐𝑢𝑟𝑠𝑒𝑑

After equipping this item, you may not remove it from your hand. You must gaze deeply into it with every action and be driven mad. Messages from the damned come to you in haunting whispers and chilling images. Every year, you must purchase the newest version.

The fact that, in essence, Nintendo is just trying to get everyone to buy the Virtual Boy again is crazy

You can call it an "accessory" all you want

But the fact that it's required for the NSO games to work makes it functionally indistinguishable from just buying the console itself lmfao

why would israel be in eurovision anyway 😭 that's like letting the US into eurovision because they were a colonial nation

i once planned to move to michigan when i was a younger teenager. good to know i'd be no better off there than i am now in florida 😭

What if platformers went back to when nobody had decided how movement should feel, like Super Mario Bros 1 friction and running jump heights, or Metroid's choices of more vertical motion than horizontal and fixed air speeds, or the committed jumps of Ghosts n' Goblins

"principal" is a very egotistical word for "king of the children" but i think "headmaster" is even more hilariously stupid

Transgender people are owed a retraction and apology from @wsj.com. The lie has already become canon to millions and it seems the least they could do.

rest in piss. if they delete my account i won't be making another one 😭 horrendous neoliberal website

charlie's actions killed people, even if indirectly. he *did* die for his actions, not his beliefs