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Thought I was dying but I just needed a shower

“I’ve seen you at your worst!” No you haven’t in fact I’m inventing a new PERSONALIZED worst right now specifically for you what are you going to do about it huh???

If god didn’t want my gnawing on the bars of my enclosure then why’d he give me pica hmm ?

Synch my devices? I’d sooner die

I literally love winter I wish it would stop making me feel like dying haha

LIKE OK I KNOW /SOME/ PEOPLE REALLY WANT/NEED INTERNET PRIVACY it’s just simply not me I’ll literally tell anyone my deepest darkest secrets and my skincare routine and my most recently google searches I do not care I have real life fish to fry

I can’t wait to become wildly radicalized once tiktok goes away. With full peace and love I don’t give a flying fuck who knows my business I’ll write it as little love letters and sign them with kisses take my data it’s all embarrassing anyway

Literally tell me your middle name right now

*goes kicking and biting into that good night*

So tired of reading the same 6 tips and tricks to getting hired in tech when we all know the only way to secure position is to become ungovernable and get really into agriculture

Is 8am too early to start screaming?

Dear diary, I was weird and off putting again tonight

Me and my husband (spending $70) we are doing better

*goes kicking and biting into that good night*

Th thing about mr darcy is he saw a sweaty muddy lizzie and instantly became Down Bad ™ and I think that’s beautiful

I’m being so normal right now

Excuse me I have to see a man about a jawbone

Blessed be the day . Cop car is back on Spotify I can live again 🙏

I’m soooooo normal mitski removing cop car from all streaming platforms is NOT 😍🥰😋 my last straw

Second is definitely the secret pockets until their wings. What are they keepin in there????? Contraband?

as a duck-owner myself i can confirm that everything related to them is vaguely Haunted™

i'm chillgirl, i'm coolgirl until you're mean to my mother? i'm insanegirl i'm arsongirl i'm outside-your-housegirl. my MOMMY???? t-tell your boyfriend if he says he got beef that im anemic and on my period bc i'm about to BITE

5/5 stars, amazing product! I have to 1000 piece puzzle edition, makes for a great nap/snack apparently

"whats a girl gotta do to get popular on one webbed site? is it feet pics?? u want a feet pic?" food for thought (thot)

never underestimate the power of a passion project. as soon as i started writing something i CARED about suddenly all i could do was submit stupid job applications. no time 4 fun.

im scared of adult women with bangs. not bc they look bad or anything just because thats a level of coolness i will never pocess.

I swallowed my pride and asked my situationship job if they’d take me on for the next six weeks before I leave the county be proud of me

Me vs melatonin vs my 3pm coffee vs a heated blanket vs The Horrors ™

Changing the subject by saying “I tigress” and biting anyone who corrects me

sending my tech resume to publishing companies with a note that says PLS GIVE ME A CHANCE