LL Bean J

CARTOON OF THE DAY

(From @deadder.bsky.social )

If you like volleyball, you will LOVE “The Vow.”

My favorite impression to do right now is “classically trained British actor who cannot do an American accent.”

START👏NAMING 👏YOUR 👏DAUGHTERS 👏JOHN 👏

Cops led us into the street as the new “protest zone” and then beat us repeatedly.

Got hit in the face with a baton. Leaving to pick up my friends who were arrested.

Stay safe out there.

Once again, @govpritzker.illinois.gov's state police have attacked protesters while doing crowd control for ICE in Broadview. Pritzker positions himself as a Trump opponent, but he's doing ICE's dirty work in Broadview. It has to stop.

Play this clip at every single Pritzker presidential campaign stop.

They work for Pritzker…

Illinois State Police

The year is 2027. I am standing in line to be shot for not displaying enough Charlie Kirk portaits in my home. While I am trying to come to grips with my impending doom, I get a text message.
It’s from the DNC. “Dear Jon, I get it, and I’m furious, too.” I click the link and send $10.

Argentina removed all tarriffs, so China bought soybean from them.

Screwing US Farmers.

Trumps tarriffs are hurting Americans

Any governor who uses state funds to fill the gap to make the shutdown less painful for their residents is helping Trump. The shutdown should be painful for the people who voted for this; not just for public servants.

Explaining the bible to the Pope is a perfect example of Americanism

This is absolutely horrifying.

If you ever get down on yourself because you think you’re stupid, just remember that there are thousands of Mainers who voted for Biden AND Susan Collins on the same ballot…

RIP Jane Goodall, by all accounts a wonderful woman who loved this Far Side cartoon

Hey furloughed feds in the DMV!

Join the MD delegation on the hill at NOON TODAY to tell trump he owns this shutdown.

#trumpshutdown #notourpresident

Growing up in Real America, in a small town, my meemaw did not suffer fools. She used to tell my daddy, “Every time we repeat the same mistake, the cost increases.”
I hope one day our leaders learn harness Meemaw’s hard-earned wit and candor to defeat #marxism.

I grew up in a small town where everyone took care of each other. You know, Real America. My pappaw used to say, “From each, according to his ability; to each, according to his need.”
And it’s those simple, homespun bits of wisdom that will help us defeat marxism.

In the small town I grew up in, we didn’t have a lotta new-fangled gadgets or 500 varieties of potato chips at the store. Like my pappaw always said, “The production of too many useful things results in too many useless people.”
We need to embrace that folksy wisdom to defeat Marxism.

Rachel, is this some sort of Bibi/MBS yaoi ship? #gaza #meta #freespeach #israel #zionism #ai #chatbot #saudiarabia #mbs

Look at me! I am the Raw Rachel now!
#gaza #meta #freespeach #israel #zionism #ai #chatbot

Insane that Zohran is expected to run against a gropey ghost:

YouTube video by LL Bean J Long-Overdue OneWheel Therapy! #onewheel #newhampshire #summer #therapy #selfcare

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All my life, I’ve always heard that when a cardinal flies to your window, it’s a deceased loved one checking in on you. That’s why whenever I see one, I get all choked up and say, “I’m doing okay, Dom DeLouise. I’m gonna be okay.”

At the DeSantis Everglades detention camp, people with green cards are being held in terrible conditions, with maggots in the food, the lights kept on 24 hours a day, and delayed access to medicine.

One guy had his Bible taken and was told "here there is no right to religion."

A chart didn't make it into the piece — ICE has arrested >1,000 toddlers since 2023

I can’t wait to read stories from people who lost their boomer parents to the Q/MAGA cult about how they tried to have a normal Thanksgiving, only to have their parents rant to their children and grandchildren that pedophilia is cool and good.

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