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@agitated-torvalds.bsky.social

Automation, DevOps, Chart Enthusiast, Pessimist

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Weisssss

03.11.2025 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not convinced they’re doing it to be effective, more like they’re doing it so that you get used to the idea of them doing it

04.09.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He was more of a medicine man than a warrior

02.09.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If Jared Leto was eating at Taco Bell I would never go there again

31.08.2025 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Natalie Merchant had a song about garbage tv called β€œGive Them What They Want”. Trump learned it well

31.08.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Always wondered why most mongers sell things but a whoremonger pays for things…

31.08.2025 12:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It doesn’t work anyway

28.08.2025 12:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone who wants corporate dictatorship has obviously never worked for a corporation

21.08.2025 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s because so many dem leaders lost their virginity listening to Bobby Darin! They need to retire

18.08.2025 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They think furries use litterboxes at school. They are gullible morons

12.08.2025 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read

07.08.2025 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bugs Bunny would kick this guy’s ass

20.07.2025 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s like programming a calculator to output 2+2=5. It’s going to be wrong at fundamental levels

18.07.2025 12:54 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Definitely just get the steroid shot, it’ll clear up in a day or so

17.07.2025 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And yet it works every single time

17.07.2025 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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16.07.2025 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

As a parent I’ll never understand forcing children to choke down food that makes them gag. What’s even the point? I still can’t look at a Brussels sprout with tasting bile in my throat

12.07.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Caesar the chimp was compassionate and intelligent, unlike couchboy

12.07.2025 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ass Gard?!

11.07.2025 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh lawd!

10.07.2025 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Man, they always had the opposite effect on me.

10.07.2025 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They’re going to be really disappointed when they find out there’s literally no MAGA crony weather scientists they can stuff the departments with

09.07.2025 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s got a point

07.07.2025 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not great. Not terrible

06.07.2025 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dueling church groups vs. the one guy with a sign that says β€œfreedom of religion is freedom from religion” ?

04.07.2025 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dude posts on Twitter all the time posing as a pro nuclear guy but it’s constantly fossil industry BS. He’s literally paid to teach execs how to frame anti-renewable propaganda

01.07.2025 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Send in the bop gunners!

29.06.2025 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Was more of a poorly written regex. Calling it an algorithm is too generous

28.06.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The diabeetus

28.06.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How’s the turtle?

21.06.2025 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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