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Can you curry anything except favour

31.03.2025 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think almost every goal in football should be disallowed. How dare they

16.03.2025 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How class are microplastics man

11.02.2025 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ENGLISH BOYS WHATSAPP

Dan Spark: Peter Crouch EPL legacy hits different.
Cal Dcfc: ennit
Jono: [clip of Saddam found hiding in ditch]

SCOTTISH BOYS WHATSAPP

Ryan D: how class are birthdays man

20.01.2025 11:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Cartoon from 2004, done mostly to give the office thesaurus an airing. Hearing later that he'd had a rough time, I was slightly worried that accusing him of owning a cattery which was merely a hollow facade might have been a bit unkind, but it turned out that he liked it, so I sent him the artwork.

15.01.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1389    πŸ” 302    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 35

These pigeons on the Brentford pitch are a disgrace

18.01.2025 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If your phone camera isn't good the web team should slightly ruin every pic you download as well

18.01.2025 13:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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What we know about Nintendo switch 2 so far:

1. It is black. Nintendo said this sleek new design is inspired by virgin media routers.

2. It automatically turns off after 45 mins and then stays off for 30 mins. Nintendo said this was an accident but too late to fix it.

3. You can't have pokemon.

17.01.2025 11:37 β€” πŸ‘ 482    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 0

He had to leave for his career's sake but the slander Neco Williams used to get from Liverpool fans was way over the top. Very good player!

14.01.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trivago have got Klopp twerking by the infinity pool

14.01.2025 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They should let you phone your wallet

23.12.2024 10:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Clyde SSB hosts are flipping their desks Memri TV style at yesterday's refereeing.

16.12.2024 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they say if you die with a "Hard on" youll be Bricked Up for eternity. its notoriously difficult to get an erection on your death bed though

07.12.2024 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3066    πŸ” 348    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 17

There's 2 sides to evey story there's 2 sides with my nandos order. Either way you're getting 2 sides.

trying this out next week at my gig.

08.12.2024 13:14 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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Some day a pundit will be brave enough to speak the truth about Rangers in Europe. They will be shot dead on the spot

28.11.2024 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Both sides kicking into the same goal in Nice, not allowed to say anything though are you

28.11.2024 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

go to bsky.app/profile/mode... if you want to be able to see these posts btw - I've made sure death threats are on so I can see if @iggigg.bsky.social is chatting to @tomvictor.bsky.social

20.11.2024 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Four years today, one sport received more lockdown support money from the government than all other sports put together πŸ‘πŸ»

19.11.2024 09:11 β€” πŸ‘ 121    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 7

A night of shame for the Swiss...how are you letting two different Spanish men named Bryan score past you

18.11.2024 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Steve Clarke is soooo lucky those subs were a joke

18.11.2024 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i admit i live in an echo chamber of leftist politics, the only exception being when i hear things said by the president, the next president, the supreme court, members of congress, people on the news, my family, or people i encounter in my daily life.

17.11.2024 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 9499    πŸ” 2034    πŸ’¬ 48    πŸ“Œ 47

After a long day working in an engineering firm, staying updated with community groups on Facebook, keeping abreast of sports and living in a small town, I’m gasping to log on and hear a reactionary voice
bsky.app/profile/lewi...

18.11.2024 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Daaamn Tedesco is cooking!

18.11.2024 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Suggested accounts page here is still absolute piss

17.11.2024 11:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Loizou on thin ice?

16.11.2024 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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My 2020 film about Dublin’s Dead Zoo & their trojan efforts to remove a dangerous 1851 whale skeleton hasn’t been available for a few years but I have uploaded it.

If you enjoy it, please consider sending me a few bucks via PayPal @PaulDuane449 or Revolut @paulxme4x

Link: youtu.be/O6zp8AkMx-g?...

22.09.2024 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1335    πŸ” 499    πŸ’¬ 150    πŸ“Œ 45
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I forgot either appointment had happened so burst out laughing seeing this just now

15.11.2024 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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