Ronan O’Reilly

My brother Garry has dementia and is currently lost somewhere in the Chester area. If anyone should spot him please call the police on 999. We'd appreciate reposts. @shitchester.bsky.social

I work in a boutique. A male customer wanted us to gift wrap a scarf and lingerie separately, with cards addressed to different women's names. Nothing new to us. But he'd parked a Tesla, so just before sealing up the boxes I switched the two cards. Serve him right.

Igorrusrelegated 😩

Fact or two.
It has a mind of its own.

But did you avoid relegation? 🤣

The mentality of too many Spurs fans. Acceptable to lose to City to prevent Arsenal winning the league. Not acceptable say fuck the league to prioritise keeping your Centre backs fit to win the Europa League.

“I know I’ve got enough money to erase child poverty in the UK but it’s not my fault that you don’t have any money, it’s that Eastern European on minimum wage delivering your pizza’

This gif didn’t end the way I was expecting it to. Thankfully 😅

Love from Ireland. Keep on keeping on. 💙

Will De Zerbi be in place before Ze Derbi? 😀

(…I hope not!).

Part of me would love it. But I believe the battle lines amongst Spurs fans have already been drawn. Those that wanted him out would want him gone again at the first sign of trouble. We could do without that in our fanbase. We need someone we can all get behind.

I believe the current squad (with a reasonable injury list), is a top 5 squad. Parts of the squad have been built poorly over recent years but there’s big talent in the players we have. The right manager can give them the confidence to express themselves.

Last years league table. An absolutely horrendously terrifying relegation battle. “But but but we finished 17th!!!” 🙄

“The Club”.

*an experienced organisation with more knowledge and intuition than you and I *

I really do wonder. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Saves note to Fantasy football folder…

“Book depository to grassy knoll, call back, do you read me?”

Could be worse Mickey. We could be that Utd guy with the hair 😀

Hoddle mentioned it on TNT.

It's come to a point for me where I hardly cheer the goals as I know we'll concede.

The thing about it is that the goals we score are either set pieces or wonder goals. The number of goals we've scored in the PL due to fine attacking movement and combinations, well, I'm struggling to think of one

I love Djed but man did he have an off night.

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Same here BBC Sport, same here.

All you had to do was let the players play before the injuries and your incompetence kicked in.

Franks Spurs is everything the media said Ange’s Spurs were.

“Time to stick by a manager!
…what? He’s the wrong fit? Can’t hear youuuuu-lalalalalalaaaaaa”.

The fact that it was on a Brazilian player was so predictable.

go off jack white

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The Sony TR-1825 Radio (1970)

Here in Cork, there’s a slang word we use to describe someone that’s an asshole. That fella is some Langer. I chuckle when I hear our DOF’s name pronounced in an English accent as there’s a barely perceptible R sound at the end. 🙂

Lang Uh?