Kit-Kat

Dumbass version of bratty children who keep pushing the envelope to see when and who will stop them.

Obama truly lives rent free in that orange turd's mind, doesn't he...

Edited repost of the comic panel with the speech bubbles of the two characters. Man: Stop drinking the darkness, Martha. Woman (head half submerged): Glub, glub, glub...

Exploitation is a feature of capitalism. Honestly doesn't have to be because we invented it, and can at any point redefine what it means. But we won't.

I wonder if this is the same as "if given the opportunity, all humans can create/ invent wonders". Like just give animals the opportunity without the stress of food/ being made into food and they'll do this and more.

HELL YEAH 👍🏼

"Egg too expensive. Want egg more less expensive."
60%+ of the people who voted for him, apparently.

Screenshot of a Priceline app car rental booking, lowest rate at $36 per day for projected total of $155.

Same Priceline app car rental booking as the first image, 2 days later, with lowest price at $40 per day and a projected total of $227.

Dudettes and dudes, it could be because it's a holiday today, but don't leave off trying to book that rental. This is a 2 day delay difference. Also, math is hard for these damn vampire companies.
#travel

Does anyone at this point, so far into this chaos, truly believe "Republicans will see the light after this"? That's like saying "one day the sun will rise from the west".

Onion, when are you gonna start posting satire again??

Mostly black calico laying on a table with her front paws tucked underneath in a "loaf" pose.

Grey calico cat looking tiredly at her sister from across with one paw on the table as the rest of her sits on a chair.

Trying to conduct business with a loaf is hard. 🍞🍞🍞

Crazy double standards from a dipshit known for doubling the standards for himself.

No, no. I am reminded every damn day that shitstain is in office, since every damn day is some new horror they keep conceiving.

Did he escape like that bathroom scene from dawn of the dead (2004)??

Try updating monitor drivers, that could be the issue. If not, it could be an extension on your browser that is making the full screen whacky.

Bread recaptcha.

She doesn't even have the cool black mold, the megamycete, just the common "this probably killed her in another reality" black mold.

Even the hot stove is a delayed reaction at best. He has to make everything, EVERY DAMN THING, about himself.

You mean to tell me that most of history has been a battle against insecure people trying to drag everyone else down?

These people are the type of losers who always dreamed of having power over others, but would quickly pee themselves if they were ever confronted. I mean it's in the name: Incel Cowardly Edgelords.

Any Austin is really just Gaming Austin and should change names to suit.

A grey and white tabby cat upset that he had to pose for his Xmas photo in his reindeer outfit.

"It's the most wonderful time of the year~"
#caturday

Fucking hell. This guy just wants to START saying HE HIMSELF wants to X children. If he can excuse Trump like this, he subconsciously wants himself to be excused too. Fucking scum dripped out from every orifice from the dredges of this ass first country.

Pure crass AND ass.

When the effects of the "no child left behind" policies became apparent once those kids grew up.

The party of lying surely isn't going to lie this time around, right guys?? 😮‍💨

Jeez, I thought that this was an Onion article for a moment there.

Getting these small glimpses of your very beautiful house through each post. 😭