Kit-Kat

Why wait when you can make it a christmas miracle. 😂

Better at being worse.

Nah, these fucks just feel safe in today's political climate to go mask-off on all their weird ass impulses.

The secret is that there's NO bottom with these fuckasses.

Proud member of the one braincell committee hard at work.

He's just there to remind you that your rent to him is due soon.

John Denver's Sunshine on My Shoulders. I fondly remember that song playing a lot when I would dine in with my family in the 90s.

Hippo, or "Mr. Ass, father of the legs", can you please work this magic in the opposite direction 🥲

The mask, but like, you get turned into the Pillsbury dough-boy.

"Our newest SaLT THE EARTH™ 2.1a machine will make things marginally better for the top 0.001%!! We just need another investment of trillions of dollars for this to work this time, for reals, we really think it's gonna do something great for everyone! It might even save the world from itself!!"

Is he the same dip that got mad that his pharmacy wouldn't fulfill an ivermectin prescription during covid? Explains the horse piss.

When your new toy gets away from you, just out of Paw's reach.

"Maybe it's all the sand in this fine hole I've stuck my head in, but I can't believe what the people outside of the hole are saying to me, because I just don't see it myself."

Ungrateful 7lb cat, finally sleeping on his oversized bed days after it's been brought out for him.

A white and grey tabby sleeping on his back on the floor, without a care in the world: case in point a care for his giant bed, bought especially for his spread out sleeping style.

A giant grey plush bed for large dogs specifically used for one 7lb ungrateful cat, empty as said cat's feelings for his owner.

The floor is apparently more comfy than his giganto cold season bed.

New American imperial measurement confirmed 👍🏼

Legit. Where the hell is he getting money from? His cult??

All hail the mighty *checks notes* "line go up".

I really wanna see the unlubed consequences that will come their way, but they have effectively forced all of us to queue up as well thanks to their dumbassery.

Wall street has shown time and time again that they would never saw a lucrative, but gangrenous, limb off because they can always get that nice visit from Dr. Gov and get that sweet i.v. drip of taxpayer-bailout money.

I see the third party contractors out in trucks driving around Albuquerque picking up tossed scooters ALL THE TIME. It's really great having to suddenly wait behind them to run out and grab them from the middle of an intersection.

Little did he know they had already been skinned for the next set of books.

A momma calico cat with three calico babies, and one "calico" with all the orange "washed-out", leisurely laying on a rug.

A cheetah and her cheetos

He's counting the crop hair on top and shoe lifts.

Why not. We're living in perpetual "dipshits fucking up everything for a dick measuring contest" times.