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Ted Nugent @TedNugent hey Kendrick Lamar you suck! 8:32 PM • Feb 9, 2025

Ted Nugent - Wikipedia: Relationships with teenage girls Nugent's 1981 song "Jailbait" describes having sex with a 13- year-old girl. He admitted to several affairs with underage girls in a Behind the Music episode. Musician Courtney Love claims that she performed oral sex on Nugent when she was 12. On a later occasion she said she was 14. In 1978, Nugent began a relationship with 17-year-old Hawaii native Pele Massa. However, they could not marry due to the age difference. To get around this, Nugent joined Massa's parents in signing documents to make himself her legal guardian.

guy with a literal "relationships with teenage girls" section on Wikipedia didn't like Kendrick Lamar

what a surprise

DOINK

We can’t let Biden stop at merely pardoning Hunter. Next award him the Medal of Freedom he deserves

First to achieve a Kingdom title in CK3 would probably work. It could take a long ass time though. Alternatively see who can produce the most horrifically inbred dynasty. Personally, I'd beat his ass in tetris then lose every other game.

We're probably going to see a lot of comparisons between Biden & LBJ, two complicated figures whose presidential legacies are tarnished by a monumental foreign policy blunder, but really when you think about it, Biden really has no durable achievements from his presidency like medicare & medicaid.

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Man, the Seahawks are actually going to lose to the Jets, aren't they.

I'm in favor of assisted suicide but only if it's mean tested and available to people who start a business that operates for three years in disadvantaged communities

Dune has the same plot as the Westminster Dog Show: After generations of careful breeding, we have produced this perfect little freak of nature and now it has behavioral issues

Peanut the squirrel's family is suing New York for his execution

Over a thousand dogs a year are shot by the police

Thanksgiving and the holidays in general become a bit depressing when your grandparents really start going down hill.

I'm seeing my brother who stopped talking to me on Christmas eve of last year over Gaza. I called him out for saying Palestinians should just take it and we haven't spoken since. Good thing there is no drinking at my family events. 😬

CONGRATS, SEAHAWKS

The hottest new diet fad, Powerdog.

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Me right now knowing that is not going to happen

CONGRATS, BROWNS!

I was trying to generate a piece of character art for a D&D game and literally said do not give this character a beard and every single image it gave me had a beard.

It's a grim indictment of this site.

you're literally the coolest guy on this whole website.

I genuinly don't get why they seem to have so much faith in Charbonnet, dude has done basically nothing his entire career.

I was scrolling my Twitter TL and saw a video of the IOF bombing parts of Gaza and though to myself, I saw that earlier today, only to realize what I saw earlier was the IOF bombing Lebanon. How horrific it is that I have seen so much death and destruction that it all blends together in my head.

To be fair, they both look like they make liberal use of the n-word.

I'm blocked by Vaush, I've literally never interacted with a single one of his posts, but I'm ok with it anyway.

Ok, gonna try to actually use this rather than just doom scrolling twitter.

@neondeon.bsky.social We're on the cutting edge.