Valéry Giscard d'Estaing

Army warrant officers will ‘bid’ against each other for their next bonus Senior Army warrant officers will bid against each other for a bonus that they will take to sign up for six more years of active duty.

Full Metal Jacket Act I: Game Theory edition.

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At least the people who talked like this in A Clockwork Orange had the decency to kill you.

Aside from how this is disgusting, why not use the SINK to WASH THEM WITH SOAP, something which will be MORE EFFECTIVE?

My passport says I was born in a location that could be in two different places in the UK or three in Australia (though one is implausible) according to Wikipedia.

Modest proposal: Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor to go on a fishing trip to Northern Ireland, Gerry Adams to do one last job in the spirit of cross-community reconciliation

All playgrounds to be converted into golf courses.

When Norfolk Police ask Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor if he has any special dietary requirements whilst in custody:

Elizabethan memorandum in a sprawling illegible hand, with neatly written note underneath acknowledging the problem and providing a transcription. CUL Hengrave MS 89/57

Thoughtful Elizabethan secretary: 'Becaws I suppose this hand of Sergeant Manhood is scant legible . . . I there for write yt again as followeth/ viz: . . .

An incredibly lifelike illustration of Paddington Bear, official psychopomp to the British royal family, gently escorting a man in top hat and tails (carrying a Puzza Express takeout) to Belmarsh

Ok I have far too much to do today to spend more than 2 minutes on this but here’s my political cartoon of the day, please enjoy

I thought I'd fixed the problem by restarting the computer but no it's just the computer is haunted.

A sign in a pawn shop window saying "anime characters. Various prices. Sold as is. Assume incomplete".

For sale: baby shoes, never worn.

I want to see this!

I hate the idea uni is supposed to "train" you for the workplace so very much. This is how you get the bachelor of data science or marketing instead of science or arts.

Chartle - A daily chart game Guess the country in red by analysing today's chart

Either 1 or fail remains undefeated. I will stop posting these unless they are especially funny, I just had to prove my point.

📈 Chartle for 19 Feb 2026: Foreign aid given as a share of national income

Failed to guess this time
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Play at chartle.cc

It's on the Wikipedia page.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1996_So...

I just saw the original poster of this and it's totally a that person problem.

I use them till they die but that's not usually six years, more like three.

looking like young chester j. lampwick ass. PAINT AMERICA’S CHICKEN COOP

Please stop.

"You can't post little internet game results if it's still 11 pm in Berlin" is not a sensible rule to apply.

Late enough? It's 9:30 am.

Donald Rumsfeld was on Medium to talk about his app development. medium.com/@DonRumsfeld...

Chartle - A daily chart game Guess the country in red by analysing today's chart

This one wasn't trying.

📈 Chartle for 18 Feb 2026: Population

Guessed in 1 try
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In about 2010 (?) I convinced a guy that a girl carrying condoms was actually just responsible not a whore and he apologised for insulting me. I think, in my 18 years on Twitter and now Bluesky, that is the one time that happened.

Really enjoying my work computer closing Outlook and Word every 45 minutes it's not like I wanted to keep those documents open to refer to.

Café guy: how are you?
Me: yeah good thanks how about you?
Café guy: well I woke up feeling a little feverish and delirious, but anything feels better with enough dissociation. If you can't see the glass you can't tell how full it is!
Me: 😶‍🌫️

Chartle - A daily chart game Guess the country in red by analysing today's chart

I either get these in one or lose.

📈 Chartle for 17 Feb 2026: Wine production

Guessed in 1 try
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Play at chartle.cc

Progress is inherently liberal.