Mike Carpenter

To be very clear, Virginia Giuffre was made to say she mistakenly identified Alan Dershowitz as one of the people who sexually abused her. Here is the proof from this week's Epstein files dropped by the House Oversight Committee.

This is your master race ladies and gentleman

If Democrats ever get power again there needs to be a proper reckoning. Criminals need to be indicted, prosecuted and convicted for trying to subvert our democracy and rights for Trump.

There is no room for Merrick Garlands and milquetoast centrists anymore.

You need accountability.

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From LONDON—Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr...

“Maybe I met him on some boys’ trip? I feel like I’ve seen his penis before. Have we ever gone swimming at the same time? You have a mole right here under your rib cage, right?” said Trump

Nation Grateful to GOP for Protecting It From TV

Report: You to Be Fired for Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk

Trump Spends Entire UK Trip Trying to Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From

Charlie Kirk, Not In His Own Words: We Honor The Right-Wing Activist By Making Up Quotes That Sound Much Better, Given The Moment

I am biased but I don’t think there is a better website on the internet today than TheOnion.com.

You may have warm feelings for Mickey Mouse and Big Thunder Mountain Railroad, but the reason Kimmel is off TV is that Disney surrendered to fascist extortion.

Fuck, figures! Caroll is on my fantasy team

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Better alert Jake Tapper so he can get right on that angle!!!

Congrats to Stephen Colbert for never bending the knee.

yeah -- ground beef hit an all-time high last week, and nobody appears to be reporting on that www.bls.gov/charts/consu...

It's NOT "Trump's BBB!" He doesn't even know these places exist! It's THE REPUBLICANS bill! JFC. Hang it around their necks till they are crawling

Looks like Weah on McKinney's right. Two Yanks looking flabbergasted

Tammy Duckworth is a badass. Always has been.

No one came to Trump's birthday party

A sign at a protest reads “you lost” next to a Confederate flag, “you lost” next to a Nazi flag, and “you’re next” next to a MAGA hat.

Let’s not mince words on exactly what the MAGA movement is.

Ha ha ha ha! The US Code! There'll be a kerfuffle for a while and then she'll be gone. They know they can get away with it and they'll push ahead. No offense personally, Stephen, but that's what's been happening in most cases. Hope I'm proven wrong. And I'm with you!!!!

"But now, when I'm lonesome
I always pretend
That I'm gettin' the feel
Of hickory wind." This Graham Parsons?

America now has both the pope and the antichrist

They found the pope in the pizza. Traditional Chicago thin crust tavern-cut or deep dish?

When the topic is women the conflict is that women are failing society. When the topic is men it's that society is failing them.

250 years ago tonight: Paul Revere's ride, made famous by Longfellow in 1861 reminding us to fight for freedom.

LISTEN, my children, and you shall hear
Of the midnight ride of Paul Revere,
On the eighteenth of April, in Seventy-five;
Hardly a man is now alive
Who remembers that famous day and year

“They walked the full length of the train and questioned every single passenger about their citizenship status. According to the conductor, who has worked nearly 40 years on that route, this was a first. In all his decades of service, federal agents have never boarded his train like this.”

The modern US Republican Party may be the most openly, brazenly, and shamelessly hypocritical group of people to have ever existed in human history.

And "CRIMINAL REPUBLICANS!" None of this happens without the support and approval of ALL the trump-fluffers throughout the country. If we don't take them down as well, they'll just find someone else to take his place.

hey, hey, hey. Not so so fast, chief!

Yup. Saw that article. Gonna be interesting if it gets to that point. Hope some judges have the courage and the backing to carry through with those procedures

Americans' biggest mistake--made by legal experts and us commoners for the past 10 years--is that there's this "sky referee" who'll swoop down and preserve&protect our democratic rights & norms. Not so! That is done by flesh and blood humans on the ground. Republicans do not care about norms now