Gordon Bennett!

Stephen Fry said the definition of the word countryside was "to kill Piers Morgan".

It has a really disappointing dessert menu.

then i read the wiki and realised it wasnt famous for its puddings.

They'll go exactly the same way the US have. Certainly on socmedia their rank and file and councillors etc are openly talking about deportation of anyone without two white parents.

The crazy thing is, my dad was an Asian Muslim immigrant so she pretty much is ticking a box in the voting booth that strips me of a citizenship and has me deported to a camp where I die a few days after my cardiac meds run out.

My niece and nephew have a foreign born parent too, a double whammy.

Why does it need growth.

To quote the great bards Slipknot, People = Shit.

Not a chance i'll be watching Masterchef tonight. I got bored many seasons ago but now its pure revulsion at Gregg the Greengroper

From here to here. A study of media radicalisation of the boomer generation.

My mum wandered the streets of Haight Ashbury, and the hippy trails of India, worked on Carnaby Street, got charged by police horses protesting the Vietnam War...

Voted Brexit and Johnson, now votes Reform and thinks asylum seekers and trans people should be exterminated.

I bought a toilet seat and then Amazon tried to sell me a toilet seat subscription

got a couple of decent liquid tunes out of it today, and some intriguing gypsy jazz chillhop. It seems to use the gypsy jazz prompt in an interesting way that is worth expanding on

when Suno doesnt get it right.

This isn't a thing in the UK, not would we even need to discuss it. Our cake maker got to the semis in Bake Off Professionals and not a single delicious crumb would be wasted. I think we both feel strongly on cake wastage.

The MagaJugend division of the Trumpstaffel

Maybe spend a little less time plastering your name on F1 cars and more on your website.

It's mandatory. I'm going to use...um... Chesterfield

I'm filling in a form for a globally renowned, specialist data company and they don't have an option in the County drop down list for London.

Yorkshire has 4 options. Sussex has 3.

She's going to pull off her mask to reveal she's actually the SWP Central Committee, and the Marxist Leninists have achieved the greatest act of entryism in history. She's the first, second, third, fourth and fifth column.

We've brought you a little cockroach, Thufir. You must care for it if you wish to live. A poison has been introduced into you, Thufir Hawat. By milking this smooth little cockroach body each day you receive your antidote... it must be done each day.

It's not an aid team or charity. It's a death squad.

/laughs in French

hon e hon e hon

The last time they tried exporting this concept they took everyone by surprise by going through the Ardennes.

YouTube video by Dudley Moore - Topic Jump (Live/1973)

Ode to Trump's rooftop antics

youtu.be/TXBxpBMI0JA?...

You know it's gonna be good when you walk in and it's full of expats

Yeye noodle and dumpling in spitalfields is 10/10. Crazy huge mantou style soup pork dumplings which I forgot to take pic of. Were crispy on bottom like potstickers but size of tangerine

Great veggie soup noodle and my m8 had a beef rib noodle that was top notch

Purge and imprison doctors who don't follow the official state line.

Oooh the Celts finally won independence.

Stepping back, spending the night working on an automated way to radicalise a MP AI bot isnt going to make the world a better place

but being in an age where you can get a step by step guide to doing exactly so is sobering.

Sounds like a lot of work, how can i automate this.

I wanted the future to consist of flying cars and teleports btw.

haha the world is so shit right now i can actually do this. fucking hell.