Mad Santa

"Value" it more -- as a commodity.

It will replace human companionship for the have-nots who will be too busy and broke from maintaining the system that serves the haves.

Not to mention all the bickering about how to serve crackers and grape juice.

I'm thankful to have people in my life who love me enough to treat me to good pie.

The performances in DBL are amazing, but the writing's, imo, bland.

Jesus really needs to release the bootlegs from the Sermon on the Mount.

It is even funnier that in a few centuries nuns and priests will wear jerseys as everyday ecclesiastical garments.

Korexean is right there.

I'll probably never get to serve on a jury because I'm a public defender. But I've been called. That look when I tell the prosecutor and they realize they're gonna have to burn a peremptory is kinda satisfying.

Sandwich Guy beat the wrap!

What you mean by losing the debate? It's one thing if you mean my friend is more likely to convince third parties that she's right, and quite another if you mean she'll convince me.

Ride of the Valkyries, less for Apocalypse Now than Seven Beauties.

Passe. I'm already into the really stupid bullshit.

Seconded.

Albuquerque is Blue.

I just tell them I'm from New Mexico and let the Devil take Texas.

Chuck this sounds really serious. Please call your senator and let him know. Maybe he or she can do something.

What color crayon do you think Chuck is going to bring to the knife fight?

I'm still pissed we invaded Iraq instead of blowing up the Moon.

We should have reformed our society according to its precepts.

A bomb threat at an unnamed politician's residence closed a nearby school.

Not sure I could dance and post at the same time anyway.

You've possibly triggered an angry mob of Missourians. You might be able to distract them by asking how to pronounce the last syllable of "Missourians."

Like maybe they call it a Freedom Blonde.

"French Blonde" and "Kansas City sports celebrity steakhouse" is a Venn Diagram with two distinct circles on opposite sides of the page.

That definitely improved my child care!

This seat is Safe Blue. Democrat Gerry Connolly won 66-33 in 2024. That's still a nine-point swing - only seven and half months into the Orange Error.

IOW, the techbros are gonna spend a lot of money to ratf*ck the primaries.

So they can round anyone up for having brown skin, but it's just unfair to draw any conclusions from the love letter the president of the United States wrote to his sex trafficking buddy.

Impeachment would never get the votes but it would very definitely detract from efforts that are electorally doable like expanding SCOTUS.

Colin Robinson, is that you?