Big news for late-night players! You can now plug in your CPAP device right at the slot machines.

Nah bestie that’s a regular amount of voices to have in your head ❤️

how u raised on crawfish boils and can't eat a pussy to save your life

Tweet by weird misogynist pastor Mark Driscoll "Watch this video before you commit adultery"

checking into a motel under an assumed name and putting this on to get in the mood

oh your boyfriend likes magic the gathering? I like making you cum

For anyone who is saying the comparisons to tech are off—ppl are bending over backwards to invest in this league. Follow the money.

diet soda consumers are not ok

this is incredible!

It drives me crazy when people hate on sports discourse, we need to have some fun too y'all 🥲

sorry, you can't have healthcare. all the money's going to billionaires. and israel

Today proves that Republicans were serious about one promise: to cut taxes for the wealthy. All the rest was bullshit.

boooooo

ny has more jews than tel aviv

how far is the mamdani regime from nukes

"Andrew Cuomo is visibly upset and people are crying"

Probably the best Bluesky post ever from @ceej.online

abuse drugs kids, it's a prereq to ruling the world

no baby, keep your Crocs on.... Only your Crocs

the bible's not even well-written fiction

life is really about sharing tacos with dogs

LAPD sweeping people out of the MOCA parking lot- I’ll follow up, I believe that’s private property?

Mural says “who is beyond the law? Who is bought and sold? Who is free to choose…” etc.

don't fear the reaper, but def fuck girls who wear grippy socks

This is Lola. She is one of the most skilled soccer dribblers we've ever seen, so it makes sense that she's already capturing footage for her documentary. 14/10

father's day??? during pride month?????

being the only queer guy at a bachelor party is basically the same as Jane Goodall

You know it’s bad when these motherfuckers start making me stand up for myself

They should really invent printers that work and mothers with normal relationships to their daughters

I’ll be the Pope give me the launch codes

i caught the woke mind virus and all i got was basic reading comprehension

tis a trap, m’lud. don’t go putting your hand near these books.

meet me at the free library and don’t stick your hand in until i get there and can watch.