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“you told me to get tested for syphilis when we were done?”

“do you remember me from steamworks?”

I say brrrr it’s cold out here

potassium

happiest birthday to my bestiest bestie oomf @tenyards.bsky.social who is hot and sexy and talented and obsessive in the coolest ways and who is always there to talk me down from spiralling off a ledge and walk 20 paces faster than me on countless adventures. luv him so much!!

I got the job offer. I’m moving to Montreal for the next 6 months

christopher guest is a legend

now watching 🥲

I just blue myself

it’s friday

what the bl in bloomf stand for

ran out of my salt + stone santal and vettiver gel deodorant so have been just spritzing sel d’issey eau de cologne under my armpits and it’s both TOO MUCH and NOT ENOUGH, like I’m in HEAT

a woman is standing in front of a crowd with her hands in the air and her mouth open . ALT: a woman is standing in front of a crowd with her hands in the air and her mouth open .

I’ve been asked to be available for an important interview for the job I’ve been applying to for months now!!

I was like “90 min to 2 hour transit commute or 9 min car ride” and someone was like “you could walk a 9 minute drive” like……

I love being on reddit and posting about your frustration with public transit/how you wanna buy a car and then a bunch of “well akshually” redditors will tell you to bike to and from work, in a city completely buried in snow, with -20C temperatures. like, sorry. cyclists are so……..

I love learning

a woman is looking up at something while a man looks down at her . ALT: a woman is looking up at something while a man looks down at her .

became a member of the NDP just under the wire to vote for party leadership in march

so I was licking gravy off my boyfriend’s cock, and I thought to myself: god i’m just like my father!

new glasses. who this?

then you find out it’s metastasized to your brain

Kalshi is to America what finding a lump on your testicle during a shower examination is to the individual

starting to see the world like this

I’m praying I find it tomorrow when i go into my laundry pile in my bedroom because i moved every piece of furniture and looked in every single spot in the living room but after an hour I said if i don’t stop looking i will be too upset to sleep

I’m convinced someone snuck into my apartment and took it

I almost ripped my couch apart and it wasn’t in it, under it, next to it, anywhere around it

I lost my roku remote control and it has driven me crazy for the last 3 hours