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METRO headline reading: Alan Dershowitz says he “will blow his brains out on live TV” is Zohran Mamdani becomes NYC mayor

A real Reversal of Fortune for the Dersh…

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

Yes, I am happy to send my resume, digital marketing portfolio, and references. Get in touch!

Bus ad for THE RUNNING MAN (2025), showing Glen Powell running away from bullets (unfired and still in their shells) in a medium-clever ‘stripes of the American flag’ kind of arrangement.

Hey there, @runningmanmovie.com, I know movie marketing is hard and there are a lot of moving parts, but… is someone just tossing these bullets at Glen?

They are still in their shells.

We should keep Bill Ackman in a human zoo for normal people to go check out.

their plainly stated goal is to starve forty million people until they get what they want, which is to rip health care away from millions more

that this is too monstrous for most news organizations to tell the truth about does not change the facts

G-quuuuux

Absolutely, but they’ll be versions specifically modeled on the actors from the four upcoming movies.

SKELATENS "RISE AND GRIND " EVERYTHING COSTS MORE EVERY THING IS WORSE EVERYONE IS UNHAPPY,,, IF THEY FIND OUT TAKIN G A WALK IS FUN THERE GONNG START CHARGING FOR IT " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

GET THAT PAPER :( - dashare.zone ADMIN

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

We prayed this day would never come, but it’s time to activate Mecha-Shohei.

Much like Dan sitting on the Cone War gag for a year, please enjoy Killsphere flying around in a big creepy eyeball named ‘the Perceptor’

i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling

“Star Trek’s Terran Empire aren’t Space Nazis, they are Space Romans” is my Roman Empire.

A drawing of B.B. (Bazooka Beaver) dressed up as a fancy pet, with a bow on her head and a little handbag. Scraps of a shredded bag rest to the right.

A drawing of a beaver with goggles (Bazooka Beaver, aka BB) behind a steering wheel, driving.

Two drawings. To the top left, a doodle of beaver fur labeled 'hidden fur pockets' To the bottom left, a whimsical doodle of a beaver wearing a fancy hat.

A drawing of BB (Bazooka Beaver)'s head poking down from the ceiling, with a caption reading "don't be suspicious... don't be suspicious"

In honor of this week’s XP Extra question, enjoy some beautiful BB’s from the notebook of @chaule.bsky.social herself!

#rpgnotes #notebookdoodles #bazookabeaver #goodchaotic #rpgpodcast #patreonpodcast

one thing thats kinda crazy to get your head around is not that the musk and thiel masters of the universe are ungrateful for the vast public infrastructure, public funding of research, and robust systems of laws and rules that made their wealth possible. it's that theyre too dumb to understand it

I hope everyone keeps the “I won’t vote for a guy with a Nazi tattoo” energy for candidates with anti-trans viewpoints 😊

If you need some laughs, our latest XP Extra from Good Chaotic is here to help with a Fleetmember question about B.B.* being in the buff!

(*Bazooka Beaver)

Michael, looking a bit stunned. A horizontal bar of light runs across his eyes, highlighting them, in the style of a season 1-2 original series Star Trek episode.

Random bedroom reflection giving me a classic Jerry Finnerman “Dammit Jim!” highlight:

Crown jewels stolen from Louvre in '4-minute operation' by thieves in broad daylight In a minutes-long strike Sunday inside the world’s most-visited museum, thieves rode a basket lift up the Louvre’s facade, forced a window, smashed display cases and fled with priceless Napoleonic jew...

Heist time: 4 min

Podcast time: 1 hr 45 min

www.pbs.org/newshour/amp...

the media has made a huge deal about Neutrality and Not Editorializing and it all falls apart when you realize they are too afraid to publish a factual description of the video Trump posted

A living show airs episodes.

24 - Time Crisis | Good Chaotic Get more from Good Chaotic on Patreon

Ep. 24 - Time Crisis: The Lighthouse celebrates a new arrival as an unseen enemy prepares a pointed attack. Chase struggles with her dual identity. BB tries to talk it out. Trip gets back in the pilot seat. Killsphere witnesses the impossible.

Listen now: www.patreon.com/posts/24-tim...

In your defense, most of my notes were “do we need this Red Dwarf reference here?”

Drew Struzan, the King of the Movie Poster, Has Died The beloved artist, who illustrated iconic posters for 'Star Wars', 'Indiana Jones', 'Back to the Future', and more, was 78.

Fuck. A generational loss.

Me too, buddy.

Cut to SNW making the twist-ending reveal of an episode that the evil mastermind behind hijacking the Enterprise was… Sybok.

*This actually happened.

title card from The Curse of Frankenstein that reads "Starring Peter Cushing"

the three words every girl wants to hear

I was busy that weekend, put it in theaters 2 or 3 more times.

The constant struggle between my anti-carceral beliefs and this country’s need to chase down white collar crime like CBS cops chasing a straggly serial killer who leaves rhyming clues and just offed beloved number 4 on the call sheet.