Look at the "above the fold" front page of the Detroit Free Press @freep.com. No mention that immigrants are being dragged out of their houses and imprisoned in camps in a swamp. Nothing on the entire online front page. How is this not the biggest news story? Disappointed in my hometown paper.

Be the scrabbling you want to hear in the walls

I'm not doomscrolling, I'm just doing some early Christmas shopping for my sleep paralysis demon

Just so you know, no one is stopping you from going out in the dark and writing in the snow in big letters with the handle of your shovel: FDJT. Just saying.😉

I have nothing else to say besides Jesus fucking christ.

I mean, seriously, that's not a bad idea.

don’t get overwhelmed! pick 2-3 things and focus your energy there. for example, I am:
- crying in my morning coffee
- making a list of people I would like to catapult out to sea
- staring out the window

“Just let me know how much I should be contributing to my child’s egg fund.” Mike Churchill, Cheese Critic

Trump Says Americans Could Feel ‘Some Pain’ From Tariffs
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Good morning! What hot fresh hell awaits us today? Has Musk stolen all our dogs overnight? Does your toothbrush now have AI in it, and is suddenly racist? Has Trump thrown Santa Claus in an El Salvadoran prison? Why is everything sticky?? Tune in to the SERIES FINALE OF AMERICA to find out!

We're watching a bunch of guys who were born on third base strip the copper wiring out of the ballpark.

I assume I'll be completely bald by the end of the year. There's no way that any of this hair is going to stay in my head with all of this stress.

also if you see a website about a “strike” or other large-scale protest, and they ask you to “sign up” by giving your personal information, DO NOT GIVE THEM YOUR INFORMATION! they are almost certainly honeypots! and any that might not be can easily be compromised!

For everyone who voted for Trump because “he’s not a politician”…

I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.

Has everyone contacted the government representatives today? I just did and it just takes 3 minutes. Don't let up.

My favorite memory is of my mom not teaching us about the meaning of Christmas (and Easter) and then screaming and crying at us because we didn't give a shit about her holidays. Fun times.

That's really lovely.

I keep wondering how we got here and then 5 minutes of the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade airs and I’m reminded that this is a nation of gluttonous idiots.

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Crossword puzzling. I can't seem to get off the couch and move my body, so I'm trying to exercise my mind. It's funny how less sharp my mind is with so much stress.

I love the ray of light. Beautiful photo.

Well, that's that.

One of the reasons I'm going to Friendsgiving this year instead. It's one of my favorite holidays and I don't want to be around people who voted to get rid of my social security that I've worked like a dog for all these years.

Dear Americans, make sure to consume your 1 apple a day cause holy shit

Yes. They hate to be laughed at.

Glad to see you here! Might you persuade your Three Bean colleagues to come over as well?

Thank you. The only thing I really rely on at T**ter is the weather alerts.

Chiaroscuro photo of a wide-eyed black cat sitting on a mantel, tail curled. The cat is lit solely by a white lamp.

First post. I've looked around and the place seems calm. One thing I need, and maybe someone knows, is where I can find my Detroit/SE Mich tornado/storm warnings. Oh, BTW, here's a gratuitous foster cat pic.