The president's brain is missing.
02.12.2025 12:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@violet24.bsky.social
I left the other place because it became tiresome. I enjoy science, literature, art, animals, and the Oxford comma.
The president's brain is missing.
02.12.2025 12:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0No one will stop me from defending our freedoms.
29.11.2025 01:02 β π 20845 π 5784 π¬ 801 π 349BIDMAS.
24.11.2025 07:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It is still Movember. Could it be that?
24.11.2025 07:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They'd been abandoned and left tied to a tree. Luckily @lancasterfarmsanctuary stepped in and saved them! ππ
Sending huge love to @lancasterfarmsanctuary , they save lives every day. π Today only, your donation will be doubled: https://www.extragive.org/organization/Lancaster-Farm-Sanctuary
#sheep
Trypophobia raising its head there.
21.11.2025 17:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Eerie.
21.11.2025 08:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Lest we forget, surely.
21.11.2025 08:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The "Dominic Cummings is a genius" types were worse than Dominic Cummings because they enabled Dominic Cummings.
The "Boris Johnson is a genius" types were worse than Boris Johnson because they enabled Boris Johnson.
Now go away and write that out a thousand times.
itβs his 8th bird day!!!! happy bird day my little cup!!!!!!!
19.11.2025 05:38 β π 8041 π 395 π¬ 225 π 20πΊπΈππΊπΈππΊπΈππΊπΈππΊπΈ
βMr Charles Smith of 23 High Street, Harlow was rather surprised to learn he was being sued for a Β£billion by the US Presidentβ
Horses, hounds and pigeons who were used in war.
06.11.2025 07:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That's a far better couplet.
06.11.2025 06:59 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Not after a few beers...
06.11.2025 06:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He canβt even spell Huntingdon π
02.11.2025 09:44 β π 7 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0I'd rather forgotten about her. Yes, an idiot thing to say.
02.11.2025 11:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Good point. Perhaps that's why he was so confused.
22.10.2025 17:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0'The people who make our lives more difficult arrive in private jets, not dinghies.'
14.10.2025 07:00 β π 392 π 130 π¬ 4 π 14So did I.
11.10.2025 09:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I've somewhat spoilt your joke, haven't I. It was still good. π π
04.10.2025 22:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 04-10 over here. π
04.10.2025 22:42 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Not in the UK, it isn't. π
04.10.2025 22:24 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Condemn the attacker. Condemn anti-semitism. Condemn terrorism. Do not FFS try and use the actions of an individual, as hideous and contemptible as they clearly are, to fuel hate against others. You can condemn utterly abhorrent actions without stoking violence against other innocent people.
02.10.2025 20:21 β π 323 π 77 π¬ 4 π 1There's probably an app for that.
01.10.2025 17:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0How are matcha supplies?
01.10.2025 11:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Everything is free to those who can afford it.
28.09.2025 08:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Teva is an Israeli company. Is he going to tariff himself for all that Adderall?
27.09.2025 22:46 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Whom. Who begat whom. π
27.09.2025 22:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Oh dear, John Lewis in Southampton do allegedly employ some overreaching staff.
27.09.2025 21:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0