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Susanna

@susannajechpaul.bsky.social

writer & improviser | unapologetically autistic✨✨✨ | always down to hear about your hyperfixations & special interests | Stanford & UMD alum | she/her

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"Socialising not rocket science" says neurotypical man unaware rocket science would be easier

Woman in hard hat at desk with multiple computers

"Socialising not rocket science" says neurotypical man unaware rocket science would be easier Woman in hard hat at desk with multiple computers

A neurotypical man who explained that socialising is “not rocket science” is reportedly unaware of how piss-easy rocket science would be in comparison.

Sometimes we get that @andrewhickey.500songs.com to Patreon at you: www.patreon.com/posts/144516...

09.12.2025 13:13 — 👍 162    🔁 32    💬 6    📌 2
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Parents of autistic boy in ABA: “We torture him out of love” The parents of an autistic boy have released a statement explaining that they subject him to a cruel and humiliating therapy designed to make him behave less like himself because they love him.…

Graeme Hart, 42, and his wife Karen, 43, issued a joint statement about their son, Finley, five, saying: “You don’t understand how hard Finley’s autism is on the whole family. Do you know how many times we’ve seen the same episode of The Octonauts?”

09.12.2025 14:30 — 👍 67    🔁 16    💬 4    📌 2
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Serving suggestion! Undiagnosed ADHD pairs perfectly with diagnosed depression An autistic expert in co-occurring conditions has recommended undiagnosed ADHD as the ideal gourmet pairing for a diagnosis of depression, it has been reported. Comorbidity sommelier Sabheen Bhatt,…

An autistic expert in co-occurring conditions has recommended undiagnosed ADHD as the ideal gourmet pairing for a diagnosis of depression, it has been reported.

09.12.2025 18:02 — 👍 92    🔁 19    💬 8    📌 2

So between all my social media channels, we raised more than $350. This is the best birthday present ever and I am so grateful.

09.12.2025 23:20 — 👍 80    🔁 8    💬 5    📌 0

Yayyyy!!!
(and HBD!!)

04.12.2025 16:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Cory Booker Delivers Historic 25-Hour Wedding Vows

Cory Booker Delivers Historic 25-Hour Wedding Vows

Cory Booker Delivers Historic 25-Hour Wedding Vows

01.12.2025 20:45 — 👍 1328    🔁 74    💬 25    📌 6

awwww thank u 💖💖💖

03.12.2025 11:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

💯

03.12.2025 01:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

wait serious question - what’s an anti-Mel Robbins and why do we need one?

03.12.2025 01:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

omg I just made an AuDHD girlie friend on bumble bff?!?!!
she likes trees & I like trees & we live in the same area!!!

feel like I just got asked to prom omg I’m so excited & happy! We’re actually going to hang out IRL & be autistic together 😭😭😭

(something so basic shldnt be so hard but it is 😢)

03.12.2025 01:00 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oooohhh interesting!! So maybe that’s why you were drawn to the photo I posted?

wow random airport guy has NO IDEA what he started…

it’s wild how life can feel so full of lovely surprise gifts at times 🤩🤩🤩🤩

30.11.2025 01:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🙏

29.11.2025 16:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a close up of a man 's face with a mustache wearing a black jacket . ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a mustache wearing a black jacket .

also thank u the timing is perfect for me - east coast US time means I have excellent excuse to stay in pjs past noon

29.11.2025 16:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is it ok if i just show up & weep
(tears of joy, I promise, mostly)

29.11.2025 16:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

agree!
and weirdly the photo (and the moment) much more memorable than if it had come out “perfect”

… wait is this some kind of life lesson I’m meant to be learning?? 😅😅😅

29.11.2025 16:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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random guy saw me trying to take a selfie w this big gorgeous Christmas tree and offered to take my photo

Thanks! i said. That way I can get the whole tree in the frame, yay!!!🎄🌟

His photo:

27.11.2025 22:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Thanksgiving Conversation Devolves Into Just Stating Things Dog Is Currently Doing

Thanksgiving Conversation Devolves Into Just Stating Things Dog Is Currently Doing

Thanksgiving Conversation Devolves Into Just Stating Things Dog Is Currently Doing https://theonion.com/thanksgiving-conversation-devolves-into-just-stating-th-1840069525/

27.11.2025 19:30 — 👍 3381    🔁 417    💬 38    📌 49

favorite thrift store was having a 30% off apparel sale so i came home with five (5!!) comfy cardigans

if u need me btwn now and spring i’ll be in the study smoking a pipe and reading james joyce

08.11.2023 22:33 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

YUMMMMM!!! ✨✨✨

21.11.2025 06:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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autumn vineyard ❤️✨🍇

20.11.2025 22:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

introvert party idea: everyone sends me a food platter but stays home

20.11.2025 21:08 — 👍 211    🔁 81    💬 7    📌 0

so… pantless?

20.11.2025 21:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Who hurt you? Who hurt you that you have such good taste in music

20.11.2025 18:22 — 👍 184    🔁 49    💬 29    📌 11

A lot of you believe in eugenics because it’s the only facet to white supremacy and racism you have access to because if pain and suffering were the prerequisites to not having reproductive choice then no one other than straight, white, Nondisabled men would exist.

20.11.2025 21:45 — 👍 259    🔁 56    💬 2    📌 0
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Hey!
Calling all Wonder Women!
We all are sisters…pulling together with one spirit.
50 years ago today the first episode of the series Wonder Woman aired.

08.11.2025 01:33 — 👍 16021    🔁 2974    💬 296    📌 166

babe what's wrong you've barely touched your list of revolutionary deeds you swore in 11th grade US History class you'd totally engage in should our fine democracy ever descend into totalitarianism

06.11.2025 04:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

100% agree! So glad it's back on Netflix!!

06.11.2025 04:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

you guys I was shopping the travel section at CVS and to the right of sunscreen, directly under condoms and travel-size lube was

✨a compact vibrator✨

… in the travel section
…at CVS

am I out of touch for being totally surprised by this?
(pleasantly surprised but yes, very surprised)

05.11.2025 23:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good things are possible and we don't have to settle.

05.11.2025 04:15 — 👍 56    🔁 9    💬 0    📌 3

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

05.11.2025 03:35 — 👍 47067    🔁 8168    💬 251    📌 219

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