Twitter died

Offices are dumb

Nobel Cheese Fries

Socks and shoes

But then just underpants otherwise

medical alert bracelet that says release what’s in my drafts folder

A programmer said I need to use a shebang interpreter and I suggested your mom #!

"Totally radical" meant a lot different thing when we were kids

*tries to do a skateboard ollie again*

Progression of Social Media:
Myspace is cool
Your parents and uncles and aunts join
Cool kids move to Facebook
Your parents and uncles and aunts join
Cool kids move to Twitter
Your parents and uncles and aunts join
Cool kids move to Blue Sky!

balloon-ass dick

Monday: *exists*

Me: Every week with this fucking guy.

Waiting for the "man I'm glad THAT'S over with" days.

Any package deals?

Y’all don’t have to repost all my garbage.

But the good ones are mandatory

everything above my pay grade is simultaneously beneath me.

Reminder, have sex with your wife.

more important reminder, pretend im your wife.

Looks “fire” to me

sending all the people who post cute pet pics here my vet bills when i end up with a hundred animals. you ought to be ashamed.

I act younger than I am because I wasted 20 years of my life

That wasn't Bugs Bunny

Better to not put Deuche Social posts over here

The theme of Superbowl LX is punts and butts.

Superb Owls say who?

wow the sheriff from stranger things is also an athlete

Selling raffle tickets at your party tonight on whether the Cumfederates will win the PedoRock vs PuertoRock Civil Halftime Show War

Why read about dystopian societies when you can just live in them.

quality looking loaner

it's better to wait and find out after we unwrap the present

i rarely drink any more because of that mostly

that and i'm already insane without additives haha

YouTube video by Epitaph Records Architects - "Doomsday"

current mood
(every day.. it's like a brand new doomsday)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvWb...

Yall having secks???