A post from Will Stancill trolling DHS

DHS trying to troll Will Stancill

Grok rebutting DHS, saying Will Stancill is not a threat

A play in three acts

Posting- or retweeting- anything made with generative AI is a pretty instant unfollow from me. I know I can’t tell other people not to use it, but it goes so firmly against my own moral codes on both plagiarism and climate sustainability that I simply cannot interact with it.

san francisco (pls click bc bsky's cropping,,,isnt good)

Big day for leopards eating faces.

An Art Nouveau staircase decorated with curved patterns and soft colors, with a nature-themed background and rounded windows on the walls.

Art Deco staircase. An angular, grand design in dark colors.

Art Nouveau is when stuff looks like it was made by Elves.

Art Deco is when stuff looks like it was made by Dwarves.

Does anyone know of any other examples of where a video synchs perfectly to other audio, like the This Is America video clip set to Call Me Maybe?

Vampire

occasionally after not eating a real meal and feeling shitty, I'll eat a real meal and start to feel a bit better, and it comes as a surprise to me every time

I'm sad to report this book is not about holding ducks accountable for their crimes.

(face ID not recognizing me because i'm eating a burrito) i have defeated artificial intelligence

I am overwhelmingly unprepared to deal with the fact that today is Monday, and ppl are expecting me to brain, as a result.

I cannot brain today. Will a tall glass of cold brew help?

having one of those days where I just want to watch sticks of butter melt and maybe find a secret face on a potato

If you kill me in a video game this is what I drop

as someone who has said "excuse me, sorry" to inanimate objects on multiple occasions out of a bone-deep, constant sense of shame and deference, i truly struggle to understand the psychology of people who listen to their phones on full volume without headphones in public spaces.

part of me is filled with self-loathing for how many mozzarella sticks i can eat in one sitting. the rest of me is filled with mozzarella sticks.

a little brown and white cat looking goofy

no brain. only fluff

my ancestors: *hunting a wild boar and grinding corn by hand so they can have breakfast*

me: *trying to stir natural peanut butter* jesus christ will my suffering NEVER end

I get the antitrust reasons for opening up iOS a bit but maybe we didn’t need to empower our older relatives to accidentally delete the Settings app

watching the creamer do its swirly thing in my coffee, imagining that's what the inside of my brain looks like

You’re not my REAL dad!

i asked someone if they’d seen a certain movie and they said “i’m not familiar with names or really any information”

Monocaster xkcd.com/2983

Mousecow, a fluffy white cat with brown splodges, curled up on a brown blanket on the bed.

Mousecow, in the same position, but now with her eyes open.

Closer picture of Mousecow's face.

Closer again, just showing Mousecow's eyes and brown nose. The look in her eyes is one of contempt.

Mousecow is unhappy with the weather today. And also with being disturbed for pictures.
#EverybodyLovesMousecow

Apple Intelligence is when you pick a crisp and not too sweet or too tart apple variety over the icky mealy ones

once i teach the dogs to use this walkie talkie it’s bitches for you, over

anybody can start a podcast. my goal *pulling out a sword* is to stop one

Why would I waste my own time separating the art from the artist when the artist didn't spend any of their time separating themselves from shitty ideas

Morning.