Jon Drake

(I know it’s for the semiquincentennial)

They put an end date on the country 😭

Bread and circuses near me open now

🚛 EPISODE 159 - JOY RIDE 🚛
Life is a highway- sometimes it’s full of psychos that just wanna rip your jaw off. We’re starting Blastober with 2001’s Paul Walker/Steve Zahn cult favorite JOY RIDE

Best shark attacks near me open now

Ian is a menace

💊 EPISODE 158 - GO 💊
Let’s go back to the relative calm of 1999 for one really interesting night. It’s GO time

J.E. Freeman in Go (1999) is Dennis Farina’s Waluigi

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

Mark Ruffalo Investigates Stuff He’s investigating as a cop. He’s investigating as a journalist. He’s investigating as a lawyer. The man can’t help himself.

boxd.it/tt7G4

In honor of the premier of TASK tonight

I say I like to cook but really I just like when everybody goes around the table and says something nice about my cooking

🐱 EPISODE 157 - KEANU 🐱
Cute cats. Key and Peele. What could go wrong? Tune in to find out as we talk about 2016’s KEANU

Margaret knows what’s up

🍃 EPISODE 156 - SERENITY 🍃

Tackling one of the true cult classics this episode with 2005’s continuation of the Firefly mythos, SERENITY

You want me to give you space? The thing that almost killed Tom Hanks in Apollo 13?

*taking notes*

There’s way too many streaming services. We need to streamline it somehow:
- Bundle several streaming services into one package and you pay one price
- You can upgrade this package by adding more premium services a la carte
- Maybe it can come through some sort of cable idk

🚀 EPISODE 155 - LIGHTYEAR 🚀
The Toy Story side quest nobody asked for, but is actually not bad. It’s 2022’s LIGHTYEAR

Heathens and such

Hey man we’re fearing no evil though we walk through the valley of the shadow of death later if you wanna pull up

Love a place that lets me order on a kiosk. I have very specific sandwich desires and I’m glad I don’t have to vocalize them

“We’re putting Microsoft Teams in your car” ok I’m putting arsenic in your drinking water. See I can make threats too

There are two kinds of horror movies:

- ones which have a monster that’s a metaphor for grief or trauma. Those are Babadook movies.

- ones which have a monster that’s just like a big spider. Or a mean truck. Those are non-Babadook movies.

Not sure if I'd believe my eyes tbh

I’d probably partake in something like The Long Walk tbh. Make a ton of money or die? That’s a win-win

I’m in your kitchen making eggs while your girl’s asleep in the next room. I rented a room in your apartment for the weekend. You have a lovely home and I appreciate the hospitality

Doesn’t ask too many questions

Don’t have health insurance so I’m just paying a guy in a Best Western to hit me in the knee with a little hammer once in a while

If your friend was like “happy birthday, and may every day be another wonderful secret” you’d be like “hey. Don’t say shit like that. Also we’re not friends anymore.”

Flights to Ohio are getting ridiculous