Jon Drake

Yes officer, this robot threatened to kick my balls into outer space

To me, he is perfect

For decades the Right has daydreamed about saving their country from monsters, they finally got the chance and it turns out they love the monsters. The monsters are even monstrous in the exact ways they fantasized about! You never have to listen to these guys about anything again

Maybe we need to enunciate better

You need to stand out if you want to succeed in this economic landscape. Don’t just email your resume- write it on a brick and throw it through the CEO’s window

Amazon Web Services hosts massive surveillance systems for both ICE and DHS.

Citizens Bank provides nearly $1 trillion in credit & bonds to private prison companies.

AT&T has a $147 million contract to provide communications services to DHS.

Know who is profiting from ICE’s cruelty.

Dr. Kelson:

No real beef, it’s more of a running joke at this point. We’re gonna have to cover it at some point

🚀EPISODE 168 - MICKEY 17🚀
We continue our look back at 2025 with an episode about Bong Joon Ho’s return to the big screen, it’s MICKEY 17

Skipping ahead to the picture section of a non-fiction book to give myself a little treat

Repost for reasons

Got it—you want to build wings out of wax to escape from the labyrinth. Way to take the initiative! You’ve been warned about flying too close to the sun, but here’s why that’s probably overly cautious-

The tortoise and the hare is a very famous parable about the importance of not taking a fucking nap in the middle of a foot race

We needed more time with Lalo. I didn’t remember how late he joined the show

Oh yeah bears would go to town on some grape nuts

Definitely

Porridge is not what I assumed bears would be having for breakfast. Didn’t even crack the top 10 tbh

Marty Supreme? More like… more like One Paddle After Another

If you’ve ever wondered what we talk about when we’re not doing the pod

How did we become so powerless that they don’t even have to pretend to care anymore? That’s rhetorical it’s because of libs in the comfy middle that stopped us fighting for real change

H&R Block on January 2nd: you didn’t file your fucking taxes yet? Are you insane? You’re going to fucking jail

⚡️EPISODE 167 - THUNDERBOLTS* ⚡️
Antiheroes. Action. Asterisks. What more do you need? About another $100,000,000 in box office receipts to start. This week we’re covering 2025’s THUNDERBOLTS*

It’s gonna be ok, buddy

Maybe they need to pull themselves by their truck nutz

What if we throw in a free set of Truck Nutz for every vehicle

Every movie’s success should be measured in relation to The Accountant 2

At the dog park commiserating with the pugs about our sleep apnea

Kate Winslet Reveals “Strong Likelihood” That ‘Mare Of Easttown’ Season 2 Shoots In 2027 Kate Winslet has told Deadline that there’s a “strong likelihood” of a second season of HBO series 'Mare of Easttown' going before cameras in 2027.

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We need this

😷 EPISODE 166 - EDDINGTON 😷

We’re back from the holiday break with our first Ari Aster movie, it’s 2025’s EDDINGTON