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Redshirts: "Captain! We've found the Mutant Death.... SPLAAARRRGGGH!!!!!!"

Has anybody made the "Kimberly the Pink Ranger really let herself go" joke yet? #GHWP

That's 9pm Celsius.
#BMovieManiacs

What is that in Calgary time?? #BMovieManiacs #TooDrunkToFish

Look it’s not that difficult we all just want a little less stress and to be able to afford things again and also more muppet movies so

Buy interest in a hair dye company?

I bought the Collected Works years back. That Tennessee Warble is haunting. Hank was one of a kind back when that meant something.

Good night Daddyman! Good night Mamawomen! <Smack> Good night you Old Letch!

a house is lit up at night with the words good night john boy ALT: a house is lit up at night with the words good night john boy

#DriveInMob

🫡🫡🫡🫡 #DriveInMob

Don't fall for it. He pre watches the movie so he knows what happens in real time. For shame sir! #DriveInMob

Awww man we have to learn stuff?!? I like my mindless violence to be completely mindless! Boooo! #DriveInMob

Menthe, no. Meth, possibly. #DriveInMob

The motivations might seem philanthropic but I'm fairly certain it's just to get even with me for making that off brand pickled seltzer bathwater drink. #DriveInMob

I'm just trying to help. #driveinmob

A bottle of the signature scent, Cornichon By Dill McKinley.

You seem stressed. You know what helps me sometimes? A nice scent. #driveinmob

You enjoy torturing me don't you? #DriveInMob

Anna Margaret

Confirmation that Ann-Margaret is looking very Ann-Margaret. #DriveInMob

<Snoopy Happy Dancing> #DriveInMob

Wait did somebody say Ann Margaret is in this thing?!? Woo-Hoo!!! #DriveInMob

It's a pack of Dill McKinley's Picklemint chewing gum. It cost 35 cents back in the day. How things have changed.

You need to relax, Zap. How about a stick of @dillmckinley.bsky.social's Picklemint gum. #DriveInMob

<Sobbing> #DriveInMob

Some of us upstanding citizens are trying to enjoy whatever the hell movie we're supposedly watching this week! The Cisco Kid or something or other? #DriveInMob

space buds? #driveinmob

<Double Facepalm> #DriveInMob

Do I have to get the pimply faced usher to come in here and set you rowdy pickle hooligans straight?!?! #DriveInMob

Maybe I have super-advanced taste buds. #driveinmob

Steve McQueen is trying to teach us valuable life lessons about driving fast, impregnating waitresses, and having cool hair but all you want to talk about is brined horrors and novelty gherkins! #DriveInMob

That doesn't sound like me. #DriveInMob