Skyler 🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦

this guy is NOT getting re-elected next year

oh get over it, it's been two decades already

It's official, Canada will NOT be getting an election for Christmas this year

yes i will live in the uhaul favela, yes i will eat the bugs

someone write this down on a rock for the people of the future

self-storage facilities will be converted into dense walkable communities

1. Create an artificial problem
2. Sell the solution
3. ...
4. profit!

no, far worse

i've just had a formative youth experience at 26 years old

tried cutting my own hair. any guesses how it ended up? i will not be sharing any pictures

something something UN vote

what the hell kinda fine is $488.50

What happens if you want to be forcefemmed but you *can* build furniture?

Close enough, welcome back Exodia

you have to unsubscribe from the "add more lint" package

There are 300 million people in the country. I'm sure we'll have no problem filling all the vacant congressional seats

no, the correct gender-neutral form would be "am I a good little slut?"

those insurance companies were fucking right, i straight up became a better driver the day i turned 25

i'm at the court room, straight up "testifying it", and by it, haha, well, lets justr say, my wit niss

I'll tell you what, climbing up 6 floors of stairs is not as easy as going down em

YOU TOLD ME I'D DIE IN A WATER WAR WITH THE COUNTY OF NORTH NORFOLK BEFORE I REACH MY MID THIRTIES AND IVE STRUCTURED MY WHOLE LIFE AROUND THAT FACT. NOW YOURE TELLING ME THAT WAS STUPID??

I'm gonna start putting on my resumé "was taught how to read using phonics, and can do long division without a reference"

literally. it's infuriating to know this is how the rest of the world processes information and yet i have to work in the trenches of customer service.

half of the teenagers we hire don't even know what the words "quarter/dime/nickel" mean

Absolutely. I grew up on 8-bit Pokemon. I'm starting to form an opinion that all children should be playing RPGs as a mandatory practice

Reading this article is like watching a horror movie and realizing the monster has been right next to the protagonist the entire time, just waiting to be noticed

Looks like I need to buy a Hyundai

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planes are just IRL fast travel

mr trump, please could you wait to invade mexico until next year? I didn't put it on my 2025 bingo card :(

respectfully, please shut up

they hated Jesus because he told them the truth

how come we have evening but we don't get odding