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HMJ, Esq.

@hubrisjones.bsky.social

Lawyer, but not your lawyer. Dad to some. I buy too many records. Lazy, middle class intellectual.

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Latest posts by hubrisjones.bsky.social on Bluesky

how do you tell someone that no one takes them seriously

24.04.2025 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tesla Owners! If you need help disguising your Tesla, come on down to Tuzzard Motors where they will help convert it into a Ford Pinto, another car known for explosions.

13.03.2025 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The version of β€œIn or Out” from Living In Clip makes me as ready to punch through walls as just about any hardcore song.

14.03.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Amazing that all of these answers are so different and none of them are wrong

07.02.2025 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Car Radio should be here, as should Everything Hits at Once, The Underdog (on those handclaps alone), Rainy Taxi, and Quincy Punk Episode

07.02.2025 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lines in the Suit
The Way We Get By
Eddie’s Ragga
Jonathon Fisk
The Infinite Pet

07.02.2025 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s either Andrew Jackson or Andrew Lloyd Weber

07.02.2025 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dying at the first time Swedish Chef sees Big Bird

25.12.2024 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4544    πŸ” 941    πŸ’¬ 60    πŸ“Œ 91

Already set up two iPhones and an iPad, started dinner, and took the first nap. It’s 1pm and I’m on drink #1.

25.12.2024 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane."

18.12.2024 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In no particular order my top five -

Black on Both Sides
Fear of a Black Planet
Things Fall Apart
De la Soul Is Dead
Enter the 36 Chambers

18.12.2024 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of my top three hip hop records of all time

18.12.2024 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Never thought 28 years later would get made, so I’m pretty psyched about that.

12.12.2024 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seattle

11.12.2024 12:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Matthew Lillard and that prop ass never used toothbrush. You poser. A real 90s hacker had terrible dental hygiene

11.12.2024 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Burbs rules. A ridiculous movie that should be terrible but the writing and cast make it perfect. It’d have been so easy to ruin it if someone like Tim Burton made it. Rather, pushing the funny parts instead of the spooooky parts are what makes it succeed.

11.12.2024 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone else remember the Okayplayer message boards

11.12.2024 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

All I want for Christmas is for Snapcase to reissue End Transmission on vinyl

10.12.2024 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

White vinyl is always the worst fucking press option

06.12.2024 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you pronounce it chipolte I hope an anvil falls on you

05.12.2024 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just gonna be over here howling. Forever

04.12.2024 04:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve been listening to mostly tv on the radio’s catalog and the shape of punk to come for the last week so I’m all good

04.12.2024 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes! Stop taking away her right to be a piece of shit just because you liked a show she was on!

03.12.2024 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Goddamn I miss the Delux, it’s been a million years.

01.12.2024 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Historically the problem has always been going back up, never pulling those buttons apart

01.12.2024 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

On the one hand record store day is silly, on the other hand I picked up a reissue of a Biohazard album today, bringing my Biohazard album collection to three (which is also pretty silly)

30.11.2024 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Without hyperbole, there’s a case to be made that they’re the best American band. I’ve even made it in bar arguments

30.11.2024 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seriously underrated portion of their discography, most bands at it that long are fully out of ideas and even The Eternal is essential

30.11.2024 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hall monitor hall of fame

29.11.2024 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Have you seen this cat?

28.11.2024 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 288    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 4

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