Dan R

Just tuned into the Super Bowl while making tacos. What the hell is this crap?

I still say they should have repackaged The Gambler as NWO Arn Anderson.

I’m printing this out and hanging it in my office.

Share a preacher, nun, or priest

Apparently a bunch of third party resellers bought a bunch of tickets and nobody bought them.

Don’t worry, there’s apparently nobody in the stadium watching it either.

Here’s the story: we were walking into Philly airport and I just happen to see Billy Gunn in my direct path. I start to say “excuse me” and without looking up he says “I AM”.

It was the first time my son had met a wrestler and it fkn soured him on watching anymore after that.

Billy Gunn can go screw himself. Was a complete and total bigtiming asshole to me and my son at an airport 15 years ago.

Wasnt asking for a photo, wasnt asking for an autograph. He was just a dickhead to me and my son.

Billy Gunn can go screw himself.

That’s almost as random as a Indy I managed for that had a Loserweight Title, where it was a mark of shame to have it and you retained by getting beat.

I heard they got a new tv deal. It’s with the little monitors in the gas pumps.

They need to realize it’s a tv show that they watch on television, and that none of that affects how they pay their bills.

Three part story on consecutive nights about the time Bill Mercer took Jim Powers to get ice cream.

Is it like a brand specific to England? I know I’ve eaten my weight in salt and vinegar chips.

Explain these crisps to me. They sound amazing.

Well, whatever you’re into…I won’t judge.

Oh boy, this is embarrassing. You said FLURRY.

My mistake.

Three cans of Vernor’s and one Faygo Red Pop.

Recognizing the things that you have already said as valid, it’s just basic fucking respect to say someone’s name correctly.

Convoy

“We’re an organization that promotes love and…”

“Yeah, this is it”

Shave his beard and glue it to his head. Problem solved.

You what would have been absolutely terrifying?

So, you’re booked against The Great Muta..but instead of his normal music he comes out to Canadian Railroad Trilogy by Gordon Lightfoot.

Share a television show that raised you.

“On this episode of Customer Wars”

Now the glare on the field from his giant teeth are gonna affect the field goals as much as the wind.

Hold on….apple pie sandwich cookies?

My god. What a world we live in.

a man is standing next to a stuffed bird . ALT: a man is standing next to a stuffed bird .

Go Birds.

THE MAN WITH THE TERRIBLE SMELL!

“I WAS IN THE GULF OF TONKIN MONSOON!”

He looks like this guy we knew back in Oscoda, Michigan we called Downtown Freddy who would ride his bike through town and stop at every garbage can he saw to check it for soda cans.

The Motörhead version of Whiplash is better than Metallica’s.

There, I said it.