evie

he’s very sweet and it sounds silly to say but he honestly has pretty bad cat manners. a walking kitty faux pas.

my formerly feral cat son loves to rush the other cats and give them one lick on the head before zooming out of the room. they like it less

Counselor: These feelings of "everything sucks," how long have you had them? Butt-head: Uhh, since everything started to suck, I guess.

Here it is, your moment of zen.

2024 limited color fantasy pet commission Two cats relax on their small anchored ship. one sits waiting on a tug from their fishing line, the other practices throwing knifes at various posters on the mast. laundry hangs drying.

afternoon on the water (2024)

weather to fit a mood

we live in the ruins of a greater civilization

Nicola Bayley

Nicola Bayley

Great Blue Heron

2026 limited tone illustration in a cave, a neolithic figure draws a lascaux style horse. around them, three cats self domesticate, killing a snake, presenting a mouse, and rubbing against their leg. the scene is illuminated by a torch resting on the cave wall.

cave scene (2026)

Found an additional graphic that gets even more of these quotes together.

I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.

the crimes i would commit to have this on my desk

reading by the window when a whiff of campfire floated in and immediately got the sense that should be somewhere else

close up of a tabby cat

finally upgraded my phone. this camera doesn’t fuck around

1970’s Ericsson PTT

1970’s Ericsson PTT

1970’s Ericsson PTT

1970’s Ericsson PTT

1970’s Ericsson PTT

I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.

fish 12

this is the doodle fish i made while trying out krita and this drawing tablet (a thing i'm not very good at yet)

cars may kill a lot of people everyday but at least they are also very expensive and insanely inefficient means of getting around

We're making all your websites shitty and evil. What are you gonna do, log off and spend time with your family

i also watched sports today but it was pigs on an obstacle course

if a game turns your cursor into a little gauntlet, it automatically gets +1 point

the lesson of Green Day is that you should only be in a band with guys who look weirder than you

Songs don't say stuff like "Do wah ditty ditty dum ditty do" anymore. No one's in the mood for that shit

all this digital art software and hardware stuff is overwhelming

incredibly hyped to see portland in the spring. i’ve spent a lot of time here in my life but i’ve never been here in the spring

having a body is stressful

being meat is stressful

Alright, where are my gifted kids at? You were smart and you never had to study and then you went to college and suddenly had to learn a new skillset overnight, that everybody else had years to learn, or flame out spectacularly?

That’s what talent is like.

partially. it’s more smooth. i don’t like the texture. every french omelette i ever had was too wet

they added a new kind of biathlon where competitors alternate cross country skiing and preparing a perfect omelette

if you make a french omelette, immediate disqualification