Christopher Wershoven

Isn’t this more about third base?

Great editorial choice—the old photo of Dimitri’s drew me right in. Had my first plate of bluefish there, Mediterranean-style. Delightful. And reasonable!

Just keep going.

Two announcers, Jason Garrett and Dan Hicks, stand in front of a sign that reads "Big Turd" thanks to how they are blocking it

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

Brooklyn, NJ is better known as Maplewood.

Schwarber has that modest Midwestern vibe and delivers. Turner turned his Philly experience around. Casty struggles and pouts, but also says things straight and shows up to play. Love the cheers for Stubbs who plays in that liminal space between MiLB and MLB.

As a Phillies fan with an understanding of how the team is viewed outside of the Delaware Valley, I appreciate how high they are on your list.

Don't dance around it, don't make jokes about it, don't hedge as if it's merely suggestive of the possibility or we need more evidence to confirm.

This is a literal signed confession that the president is a pedophile. He is guilty of that most monstrous of crimes. Say it plainly and directly.

Welcome to the Ford!

Think the NYTBee will accept this word once Mamdani is mayor.

Bacon egg n cheese Dee Dotty, Wavyrioo · Bacon egg n cheese · Song · 2023

This earworm I heard at my son’s baseball game just wouldn’t work any other way.

Think it helps that the song came out when we were ~8-years-old, is supremely catchy, and that video—the banana hammocks (not Elton’s, thank sweet Jeebus) and Elton’s amazing collection of eyewear.

A perfect ad. Pass this along to everyone you know in New York.

Lots of ill-advised podcasts can be quickly forgotten if he shines in this moment.

I hope this is Cuomo’s John Kerry moment, after Kerry tried ordering a cheesesteak with Swiss.

Andrew Cuomo orders "bacon, cheese and egg on an English muffin" for his breakfast.

tf is "bacon, cheese and egg"?

Where does one find a flail in the Untitled Goose Game?

“Mr. Carney did not agree to an interview with The New York Times.”

Good on him.

God, what a cunt.

The one time I can endorse Swat-on-Ford violence.

i know the 'Irish stock market' is a real thing but it sounds vaguely racist to me. like it's what the Americans call a board behind the bar with all the drink prices on it

Those are fightin’ words.

$39.39

Roses are red
Violets are blue

The next generation will be ok if they have room for some Fountains of Wayne.

Stayin' Alive / Night Fever / Manhattan Skyline / Night On Disco Mountain / Disco Inferno Arthur Fiedler · Saturday Night Fiedler (Digitally Remastered) · Song · 2010

Gave it a couple of minutes. Sounds like my high school ensemble if I had been in it a decade earlier. open.spotify.com/track/4ddMG4...

B brings the biggest smile to my face.

Facing Trump’s Threats, New York’s Governor Adopts a ‘Rambo’ Attitude Gov. Kathy Hochul has embraced a more aggressive stance as she takes on President Trump, deals with Mayor Eric Adams and nears a competitive election next year.

Did Rambo let anyone go? I remember Schwarzenegger letting Sully go in Commando.

We are still stuck with a corrupt mayor, a disappointing governor, and the less I say about the Times, the better.

Spotted this in November in Nashville while picking up adult beverages with some fellow Fords. I couldn’t help but take a pic.

And no, we didn’t buy any. We abused ourselves enough with the hot chicken.

Not a good look thanking the “King” and some Real World douchebag.