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"sinto sua falta no twitter" e eu quero que vc se FODA

24.02.2026 00:26 — 👍 644    🔁 121    💬 9    📌 10
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An official letter from the Kansas Division of Vehicles dated February 23, 2026, with a redacted recipient address. The letter notifies the recipient that due to the enactment of Senate Bill 244, all Kansas driver's licenses and IDs must reflect the holder's sex at birth. It states that the recipient's current credential will become invalid immediately upon the law's publication on February 26, 2026, with no grace period. The recipient is directed to surrender their current ID to receive a new one matching their sex assigned at birth. The document concludes with instructions on how to appeal the notice if received in error, along with contact information for the department.

An official letter from the Kansas Division of Vehicles dated February 23, 2026, with a redacted recipient address. The letter notifies the recipient that due to the enactment of Senate Bill 244, all Kansas driver's licenses and IDs must reflect the holder's sex at birth. It states that the recipient's current credential will become invalid immediately upon the law's publication on February 26, 2026, with no grace period. The recipient is directed to surrender their current ID to receive a new one matching their sex assigned at birth. The document concludes with instructions on how to appeal the notice if received in error, along with contact information for the department.

Kansas is sending letters to trans people telling them that their licenses will be revoked as of tomorrow and that they risk arrest for driving on a suspended license.

This is pure cruelty.

www.erininthemorning.com/p/kansas-sen...

26.02.2026 01:10 — 👍 6092    🔁 3105    💬 235    📌 545
Crude drawing of a a person and their computer.
Person: Say "I am alive."
Computer: "I AM ALIVE"
Person: "Oh my god."

Crude drawing of a a person and their computer. Person: Say "I am alive." Computer: "I AM ALIVE" Person: "Oh my god."

@nkalamb.bsky.social

23.02.2026 23:05 — 👍 421    🔁 45    💬 0    📌 0
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Imagina mandar seu estagiário reclamar para não perder sua mamata

25.02.2026 16:47 — 👍 70    🔁 14    💬 1    📌 0

My biggest conspiracy theory atm is that all the talk of "Fighting games aren't popular/fighting games are in trouble" was artificially created so the FGC would welcome billionaires trying to buy up every corner of them because "hurray, money."

25.02.2026 07:20 — 👍 380    🔁 91    💬 14    📌 3
desolationlesbian
Applying for jobs is a hell designed specifically to torment autistic people. Here is a well-paying task which you know in your heart and soul if they just gave you a desk and left you alone and allowed you to do it you would sit there and be more focused and enthusiastic and excellent at it than anyone else in the building. However, before they allow you to perform the task, you must pass through 3-4 opaque social crucibles where you must wear uncomfortable clothes and make eye contact while everyone expects you to lie, but not too much (no one is ever clear exactly how much lying is expected, "over" honesty is however penalized). You are being judged almost entirely on how well you understand these very specific and unclear rules that no one has explained. None of this has anything to do with your ability to perform the desired task.

desolationlesbian Applying for jobs is a hell designed specifically to torment autistic people. Here is a well-paying task which you know in your heart and soul if they just gave you a desk and left you alone and allowed you to do it you would sit there and be more focused and enthusiastic and excellent at it than anyone else in the building. However, before they allow you to perform the task, you must pass through 3-4 opaque social crucibles where you must wear uncomfortable clothes and make eye contact while everyone expects you to lie, but not too much (no one is ever clear exactly how much lying is expected, "over" honesty is however penalized). You are being judged almost entirely on how well you understand these very specific and unclear rules that no one has explained. None of this has anything to do with your ability to perform the desired task.

02.11.2025 19:03 — 👍 767    🔁 265    💬 2    📌 28
Print do site da empresa dataside com a chamada "avalanque seu negócio com soluções focadas em"

Print do site da empresa dataside com a chamada "avalanque seu negócio com soluções focadas em"

Aí você vai no site deles e...

24.02.2026 15:04 — 👍 90    🔁 3    💬 3    📌 6
Captura de tela de uma postagem na rede social LinkedIn. No topo, há a foto de perfil de Caio Amante (um homem branco de cabelos escuros e barba, sorrindo, vestindo um terno cinza). Ao lado do nome, está seu cargo: "CEO at Dataside", seguido de um link "Visit my website".
Abaixo, segue o texto da postagem:
"Tem coisa que a gente faz no automático e nem percebe que está perdendo tempo.
Todo sábado eu acordo por volta das 5 da manhã para correr.
Levo meu carro até um parque, corro entre cinco e sete quilômetros e depois pego um Uber para voltar.
Fiz isso tantas vezes que virou parte da minha cabeça, um hábito fixo.
E não é porque gosto de acordar às 5.
É porque tenho um combinado com a minha esposa.
Até meio dia eu me organizo para a semana seguinte.
Assim o final de semana flui melhor.
Só que um detalhe começou a me incomodar.
Essa rotina simples estava tomando tempo demais no total.
Eu corria, esperava Uber, voltava, pegava o carro.
Parecia normal, mas era uma cadeia de pequenas esperas e deslocamentos que, somados, viravam um tempo enorme.
Um dia parei e pensei.
E se eu correr metade do caminho e voltar correndo a outra metade?
Fiz isso.
E foi quase engraçado de tão óbvio.
O tempo total caiu muito.
Eu ganhei eficiência.
E ainda economizei o Uber do sábado.
É sobre isso que falo quando digo fazer mais com o mesmo.
Não é cortar tudo.
É pensar melhor.
É olhar para um processo e perceber que existe um jeito mais inteligente de fazer a mesma coisa.
E quando olho para empresas vejo exatamente o contrário.
Gente presa em rotinas que já não fazem sentido.
Pessoas repetindo processos só porque sempre fizeram" (O texto é cortado na parte inferior da imagem).

Captura de tela de uma postagem na rede social LinkedIn. No topo, há a foto de perfil de Caio Amante (um homem branco de cabelos escuros e barba, sorrindo, vestindo um terno cinza). Ao lado do nome, está seu cargo: "CEO at Dataside", seguido de um link "Visit my website". Abaixo, segue o texto da postagem: "Tem coisa que a gente faz no automático e nem percebe que está perdendo tempo. Todo sábado eu acordo por volta das 5 da manhã para correr. Levo meu carro até um parque, corro entre cinco e sete quilômetros e depois pego um Uber para voltar. Fiz isso tantas vezes que virou parte da minha cabeça, um hábito fixo. E não é porque gosto de acordar às 5. É porque tenho um combinado com a minha esposa. Até meio dia eu me organizo para a semana seguinte. Assim o final de semana flui melhor. Só que um detalhe começou a me incomodar. Essa rotina simples estava tomando tempo demais no total. Eu corria, esperava Uber, voltava, pegava o carro. Parecia normal, mas era uma cadeia de pequenas esperas e deslocamentos que, somados, viravam um tempo enorme. Um dia parei e pensei. E se eu correr metade do caminho e voltar correndo a outra metade? Fiz isso. E foi quase engraçado de tão óbvio. O tempo total caiu muito. Eu ganhei eficiência. E ainda economizei o Uber do sábado. É sobre isso que falo quando digo fazer mais com o mesmo. Não é cortar tudo. É pensar melhor. É olhar para um processo e perceber que existe um jeito mais inteligente de fazer a mesma coisa. E quando olho para empresas vejo exatamente o contrário. Gente presa em rotinas que já não fazem sentido. Pessoas repetindo processos só porque sempre fizeram" (O texto é cortado na parte inferior da imagem).

Esse aqui faz a moça que não entendeu O Agente Secreto até parecer menos burra.

24.02.2026 12:58 — 👍 884    🔁 135    💬 97    📌 444

É tipo aquele trecho de filme em que o cara diz pro outro "o que você acabou de dizer foi tão idiota que todos aqui que ouviram isso ficaram mais burros". É uma burrice q obriga a descer no nivel do cara pra ser compreendida

24.02.2026 16:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Desembargador de MG 'esquece' prompt de IA em decisão que absolveu homem por estupro de criança Voto de Magid Nauef Láuar continha comando para resumir parágrafo e o texto modificado

"Voto de Magid Nauef Láuar continha comando para resumir parágrafo e o texto modificado"

24.02.2026 15:26 — 👍 137    🔁 37    💬 8    📌 9

Nós estamos em 2026 , "a automatização é um futuro do qual não dá pra fugir" mas dois dias de folga na semana irão colapsar a economia

24.02.2026 12:10 — 👍 1445    🔁 487    💬 11    📌 9
A crow whistles to itself on a bright winter day. It's scratching at the snow with its foot. It sees something blue and plastic sticking out of the snow and says "Hello what's this". It reaches to pick it up with its beak and yanks it out with a "shing!"

A crow whistles to itself on a bright winter day. It's scratching at the snow with its foot. It sees something blue and plastic sticking out of the snow and says "Hello what's this". It reaches to pick it up with its beak and yanks it out with a "shing!"

The thing is revealed to be a blue bic pen. The crow holds it triumphantly above its head. There is a magic light emanating from the pen which is creating a blue crosshatching effect on the sky.

The thing is revealed to be a blue bic pen. The crow holds it triumphantly above its head. There is a magic light emanating from the pen which is creating a blue crosshatching effect on the sky.

The crow holds the glorious pen and the words "I AM ARTIST" frame the image.

The crow holds the glorious pen and the words "I AM ARTIST" frame the image.

The Artful Corvid #oldknees

23.02.2026 17:02 — 👍 5304    🔁 1608    💬 18    📌 15
4 panel comic 

Panel 1: 
Purple Guy in sweatshirt addresses the reader. He says, “Sure, Twitter has a Nazi problem. But I’m staying to fix it”

Panel 2:
Purple Guy has gone full on Sitting Backwards On A Chair Mode. The chair has the X logo on it. He is wearing sunglasses and blue jeans. He is talking to some Nazis. He says “Listen Fellas, did you know that being a Nazi…”

Panel 3:
Close up on Purple Guy lowering his sunglasses for maximum effect. He continues “Is BAD?”

Panel 4:
The Nazis look flabbergasted by this revelation. They all go “WHUAAA??”

4 panel comic Panel 1: Purple Guy in sweatshirt addresses the reader. He says, “Sure, Twitter has a Nazi problem. But I’m staying to fix it” Panel 2: Purple Guy has gone full on Sitting Backwards On A Chair Mode. The chair has the X logo on it. He is wearing sunglasses and blue jeans. He is talking to some Nazis. He says “Listen Fellas, did you know that being a Nazi…” Panel 3: Close up on Purple Guy lowering his sunglasses for maximum effect. He continues “Is BAD?” Panel 4: The Nazis look flabbergasted by this revelation. They all go “WHUAAA??”

23.02.2026 12:36 — 👍 5577    🔁 1111    💬 35    📌 34

Frankly, generative AI is being given too much credit for devaluing art and labour. Dipshits who think the Idea Guy is the only one doing real work and everyone else is a mere technician who should be grateful they're allowed to be there at all have been a thing for as long as art has been a thing.

22.02.2026 18:55 — 👍 270    🔁 81    💬 1    📌 1
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Farmer, 86, Rejects $15 Million Offer to Sell His Land to Data Center Developers: ‘Not Interested in Destroying My Farms’ Mervin Raudabaugh, an 86-year-old Pennsylvania man, is making headlines for turning down an offer of more than $15 million to sell his farmland to data center developers. He sold development rights to...

people.com/farmer-86-re...

21.02.2026 20:03 — 👍 3951    🔁 798    💬 31    📌 0
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Georgia was skating to MORTAL KOMBAT at the Olympics exhibition gala

21.02.2026 22:36 — 👍 13458    🔁 4546    💬 135    📌 742
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Para comemorar 40 anos de Zelda irei lembrar vocês do melhor Link já desenhado.

21.02.2026 12:41 — 👍 161    🔁 14    💬 4    📌 1
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sobre a opinião dos crente sobre o carnaval:

20.02.2026 20:27 — 👍 469    🔁 177    💬 4    📌 17

Porra! Deu bom, viu, a exploração de petróleo na foz do amazonas! Quanto mais a gente tem q falar q VAI DAR MERDA, pra vcs entenderem

21.02.2026 03:37 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

>investir bilhões em IA
>enfrentar a crise climática

Escolha um, caralho

21.02.2026 02:48 — 👍 404    🔁 112    💬 3    📌 0

Tudo que eu amo irá morrer durante a minha vida, tudo irá ficar caro sem graça, inacessível e proibido. A terra será salgada e as cores serão cinza brutalista.

Mas as ações vão tá ó 👌

20.02.2026 21:14 — 👍 11    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0

buy indie games

20.02.2026 20:46 — 👍 172    🔁 49    💬 5    📌 1
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I don't know what game this is, but importing the Space Marine 2 character models into it was genius.

18.02.2026 00:40 — 👍 2340    🔁 822    💬 58    📌 55
a picture of a Konami Python 2, which is composed of a literal, entire, retail PlayStation 2 console, case and all - exactly the same unit as you'd buy at a store. the PS2 is surrounded by some custom boards, and framed inside a metal box (meant to go inside an arcade cabinet). it looks ridiculously funny.

a picture of a Konami Python 2, which is composed of a literal, entire, retail PlayStation 2 console, case and all - exactly the same unit as you'd buy at a store. the PS2 is surrounded by some custom boards, and framed inside a metal box (meant to go inside an arcade cabinet). it looks ridiculously funny.

the Konami Python 2 will always be the peak of mid-2000s arcadejank to me

imagine being an arcade tech back then, and you finally receive the kit to upgrade your cab from DDR SuperNOVA to SuperNOVA 2, so you open the case to get at the disc drive, and you're met face-to-face with this:

18.02.2026 16:55 — 👍 1621    🔁 730    💬 7    📌 0

Provando que meritocracia não existe: Billy Kane trabalha há 20 anos na empresa e ao invés de ser promovido, só tá trabalhando pro filho do dono, agora

20.02.2026 15:31 — 👍 43    🔁 24    💬 1    📌 0

today, Satan

20.02.2026 12:56 — 👍 297    🔁 55    💬 8    📌 1

O diagrama de venn de “pessoas que sempre soubemos serem completos imbecis” e “abracei a IA Generativa” é só um círculo

19.02.2026 15:45 — 👍 42    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 1

The thing is, it seems Andy Badminton-Windsock wasn’t arrested for raping children, but for giving state secrets to the pimp. Who else might have done that?

Maybe he’ll name names and provide details, without dying in prison. That’d be nice.

19.02.2026 11:05 — 👍 93    🔁 12    💬 5    📌 2

this is why the whole “oh, suffering creates great art” thing is bullshit

you know what’s conducive to art? a roof over your head and food on the table

you know what isn’t? stressing out over where the fuck the rent money is going to come from

19.02.2026 01:35 — 👍 7278    🔁 2256    💬 50    📌 78

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