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Jeff Burkholder

@zoidland.bsky.social

Tech Guy and former polymath (he/him)

117 Followers  |  267 Following  |  218 Posts  |  Joined: 04.08.2023  |  1.8784

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Just calling out a family member on Facebook for being racist. How's your Wednesday going? πŸ˜‘

12.11.2025 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'd chalk it up to excellent mothering. 😘

11.11.2025 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was sending a birthday greeting to a long out-of-touch friend from elementary school on Facebook, and discovered that he had died three years ago.
I then deleted the birthday posts that I had unnoticingly sent the past two years.

...ow.

23.10.2025 13:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's more than I got outta them. πŸ₯²

22.10.2025 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

HVAC guy is talking to my housemate (a woman) about the maintenance work he's done. I walk by to listen, and immediately he starts addressing me (a man), completely turning his back on HM. After a moment or two, I step past him and stand by her, so he has to speak toward both of us. #LatentMisogyny

22.10.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Cartoon: Tom the Dancing Bug's Billy Dare, Boy Adventurer, finds himself in a strange country Please join the team that makes it possible for your friendly neighborhood comic strip Tom the Dancing Bug to exist in this world: JOIN THE INNER HIVE ! Coming soon! Volumes 1 and 2 of The Complete ....

This week’s comic now up on @dailykos.com
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Billy Dare’s adventure in a strange and brutal land
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16.10.2025 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 144    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3

The term "Antifa" means "Anti-Fascist".
If you call yourself "anti-Antifa", guess what that makes you?

14.10.2025 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As much as I'd like to take things off your hands, I feel like my presence would be akin to throwing water on a grease fire...

13.10.2025 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Daryl, Wayne, and Squirrelly Dan from Letterkenny sit at the kitchen table and nod as Daryl says, "Call it a Texas size 10-4 good buddies".

Daryl, Wayne, and Squirrelly Dan from Letterkenny sit at the kitchen table and nod as Daryl says, "Call it a Texas size 10-4 good buddies".

That's a Texas-sized 10-4, good buddy.

07.10.2025 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, nothing big, just learning that -- because of a planned change to how the company handles PTO accruals -- I may now be unable to take off for the February vacation that @jacksvalentine.bsky.social have been planning for *years*. So, y'know, a bit put out about that.
What's new with you?

24.09.2025 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

How sharper than a serpent’s tooth it is
To have a thankless child.β€”Away, away!

16.09.2025 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, today has not been a great day. #understatement

16.09.2025 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I've come to the realization that I'm rather terrible with the "social" part of social media.

Yes, I know this comes as a huge surprise to absolutely no one.

12.09.2025 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Haha, that's like me on Benadryl.

03.09.2025 13:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, flirting is weird, so maybe it's just that? :P

29.08.2025 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I find no issues with this affirmation. It is absolutely correct about you -- regardless of whether or not you feel it at the present moment.

04.08.2025 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

…Or maybe midgets.

29.07.2025 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Me. My life. Every moment we’re together. And I can only hope I’m doing the same for you.

28.07.2025 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
This single panel comic shows GRAMP, an older bald man with a grey mustache, holds SHELDON’s hand - a ten-year-old with large glasses. They walk away from the viewer into a beautiful sunset sky. In lighter line and faded color, and older woman hold GRAMP’s hand, looking over at both of them with a sweet smile. Holding SHELDON’s hand in lighter line and faded color is a young man in glasses, looking at SHELDON, mouth open as if he’s excitedly encouraging his son.

HEADLINE: Grief is just Love that has Nowhere to go

POEM: 
Grif is just love that has nowhere to go.
Wher ethe love is still present…but with none to to bestow.

See, our short lives are troubledd, and days can be hard,
but there’s hands who will guide you, and love you, and guard.
And your road is made softer, by their presence, there.
And all loads made lighter, in moments of care.
But when we must part β€” and we have, do and will β€”
the love doesn’t cease, it continues on, still.

And when love turns to grief, as the focal point’s gone,
what once was a chorus, a solo-sung song.
But int ime, all that love finds a new hand to hold.
And pays forward the kindness that made it grow bold.

So, while frief is just love that has nowhere to go…
it’s the nature of love to find NEW ways to grow.

TEXT AT BOTTOME: All praise and attribution to Jamie Anderson, whose insight on grief inspired this lil’ poem.

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Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller

This single panel comic shows GRAMP, an older bald man with a grey mustache, holds SHELDON’s hand - a ten-year-old with large glasses. They walk away from the viewer into a beautiful sunset sky. In lighter line and faded color, and older woman hold GRAMP’s hand, looking over at both of them with a sweet smile. Holding SHELDON’s hand in lighter line and faded color is a young man in glasses, looking at SHELDON, mouth open as if he’s excitedly encouraging his son. HEADLINE: Grief is just Love that has Nowhere to go POEM: Grif is just love that has nowhere to go. Wher ethe love is still present…but with none to to bestow. See, our short lives are troubledd, and days can be hard, but there’s hands who will guide you, and love you, and guard. And your road is made softer, by their presence, there. And all loads made lighter, in moments of care. But when we must part β€” and we have, do and will β€” the love doesn’t cease, it continues on, still. And when love turns to grief, as the focal point’s gone, what once was a chorus, a solo-sung song. But int ime, all that love finds a new hand to hold. And pays forward the kindness that made it grow bold. So, while frief is just love that has nowhere to go… it’s the nature of love to find NEW ways to grow. TEXT AT BOTTOME: All praise and attribution to Jamie Anderson, whose insight on grief inspired this lil’ poem. β€”β€”β€” Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller

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β€œGrief”

(With praise and attribution to Jamie Anderson,
whose wonderful insight on grief inspired this lil’ poem.)

07.07.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 76    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, but home-ownership means responsibility and adulting and long-term "figuring it out". Couch-surfing means ADHD "where am I sleeping tonight?" and that's about it.

08.07.2025 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit is surrounded by flames . Alt: a man stands watching as something burns in front of him
02.07.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Had a sliiiiight setback in teaching the youngest how to drive yesterday.

Somewhat related: I seem to be in need of another car... πŸ˜…πŸ’₯πŸš—

26.06.2025 13:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

WIFE: You're very quiet. What are you thinking?

ME: How could anyone trust Scooby Doo and his gang to solve any crimes when they call their vehicle The Mystery Machine. It's clearly a van.

HER: Sometimes it's ok to say 'nothing'

18.06.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 177    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Most of the time, as my form of resistance, I inform and teach. But this weekend, for the first time, really, I protested. Was a very positive experience. #NoKings #HersheyPA

16.06.2025 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You've definitely succeeded in all these goals. Keep up the good work, Friend!

09.06.2025 12:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That sounds like tons o' baked-in fun, right there. And by "tons", I of course mean "an infinitesimally small amount".

05.06.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey @davekellett.bsky.social -- Just a heads-up: Your RSS feeds for both Sheldon and Drive have been reposting *everything* since 2014 over the past 12 hours or so...

05.06.2025 12:25 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bailing out my basement was not how I wanted to round out the week…

31.05.2025 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman is crying and saying `` i feel you , trust me , i know '' Alt: a woman is crying and saying `` i feel you , trust me , i know ''
29.05.2025 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks for the correction, Joe, and no disrespect intended, JΓΆrg! Fabulous work as always, sir. :)

21.05.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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