@jazzorion.bsky.social
Why good sir, mental health crisis is my middle name 😏
It’s so funny that UCLA seems to be a perfectly fine football team now
11.10.2025 17:34 — 👍 144 🔁 5 💬 11 📌 6ICE secretly kidnap autistic boy during bathroom break—never notify parents.
Mother reported him missing a week ago—turns out ICE had him detained the whole time.
He was helping sell fruit and asked to go to the restroom—by the time she was done helping a customer he was gone.
Houston, Texas
I fully understand why many women think most men ain’t ish and can’t blame em when this is what they have to choose from in this country lol
11.10.2025 17:35 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0These dudes out here are insane and really think this is normal behavior smh
11.10.2025 17:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Don’t feel stupid if you fell for fake video. It can be really hard to tell these days. But we do have to try and be careful with what we share because there’s so much AI video out there.
It’s just the world we live in now.
look i'm just gonna say: everyone involved in this shit needs to go to jail
11.10.2025 15:30 — 👍 641 🔁 125 💬 20 📌 7Midway through his non-stop full English monologue about his recent divorce and cheap land in Missouri and Japan I thought to myself, “I know exactly why you’re divorced.”
11.10.2025 17:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The American male really needs to be studied. How you gonna join a voice room on a language exchange app and then start talking about your divorce and cheap real estate (in full English), then argue with another American dude about baseball in front of Japanese women just trying to learn English? 🤦🏿♂️
11.10.2025 17:21 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Who are the 2025 Seattle Mariners?
11.10.2025 06:03 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
BREAKING: Jorge Polanco hit a game-ending single in the 15th inning, and the Seattle Mariners advanced to the AL Championship Series by outlasting the Detroit Tigers for a 3-2 victory in the longest winner-take-all postseason game in baseball history.
11.10.2025 05:24 — 👍 339 🔁 65 💬 11 📌 17why are the mariners/seahawks like this lol
11.10.2025 03:20 — 👍 106 🔁 6 💬 4 📌 1@doctorem.bsky.social lololol
11.10.2025 05:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Mariners lineup the last time they were in the ALCS:
11.10.2025 05:30 — 👍 24 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 1Oh my god… Humpy just earned a win in the Mariners Salmon Run.
#TridentsUp #SeizeTheMoment #Postseason
Bro the memories I have of the kingdome, that place was magic as a little kid. People in the stands would make the weirdest contraptions to get the stray balls from batting practice 😂
11.10.2025 05:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Imagine being mad you didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize while you’re busy stirring up Civil War in your own country.
10.10.2025 16:37 — 👍 21959 🔁 5353 💬 587 📌 221Literally my Dodgers fan friend to me just now 😂
11.10.2025 05:27 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hip hip Jorge! 🙌
#ALDS
FINAL: Mariners 3, Tigers 2
The Seattle Mariners are headed to the ALCS for the first time since 2001 and will face Toronto after Jorge Polanco walked off Detroit in the 15th inning. It was the longest winner-takes-all playoff game in MLB history. Amazing night, amazing series.
MARINERS WIN
11.10.2025 05:23 — 👍 291 🔁 52 💬 4 📌 20CHEESIN
11.10.2025 05:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It was just as bad as PKs 😂
11.10.2025 05:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bro I had to change the channel every time we were on defense 😭
11.10.2025 05:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0#BlueJays vs. Mariners
American League Championship Series
Game 1: Sunday at 8:03pm ET in Toronto
Fuck it, might as well win it
11.10.2025 05:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Might as well go win the whole fuckin thing amirite
11.10.2025 05:11 — 👍 113 🔁 17 💬 5 📌 0MIGHT AS WELL WIN THE ALCS AND THE WORLD SERIES
11.10.2025 05:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Best team.
11.10.2025 05:10 — 👍 1855 🔁 87 💬 76 📌 10
