Karen, Esq. @comradeflirty - Bluesky Profile

Hate when a perfume brand’s scents are “designed to be layered to create a unique fragrance” that’s YOUR job

21.11.2025 23:26 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

One person said “omg it’s just like 24/7” No bitch. Dats a whole new punctuation mark. Wtf is you talkin about.

21.11.2025 16:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I opened the comments to make sure everyone was shitting on this dumbass but instead they all said “Today years old 🤯”

21.11.2025 16:20 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Unfortunately my boss is a middle aged mom so whenever I regale her with a story about how an annoying client has hilariously stepped in it again she starts lecturing me on why the funniest part of the story “puts our organization at risk” 🙄

21.11.2025 15:19 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I love when something so powerless tells me my “action” is “required.” You’re literally an Adobe Sign request

19.11.2025 17:25 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

LinkedIn would be cool if it had more of a Nextdoor-style airing your grievances type of culture

19.11.2025 14:49 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

to the tune of buffalo soldier

19.11.2025 02:36 — 👍 67 🔁 10 💬 3 📌 0

18.11.2025 03:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I did it 😌

18.11.2025 00:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When you get one satisfying haul after a big scrape >>>

17.11.2025 23:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Lmao

17.11.2025 22:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Made one initial pass with the lint roller but this thing is immune

17.11.2025 21:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m chillin hard

17.11.2025 20:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My afternoon plans are to put on a podcast and use this little tool to scrape this much cat hair off every square inch, inside and out, of a black fleece jacket

17.11.2025 20:32 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

[mixing several household chemicals together without googling whether you can mix them] I’m da laundry scientist

17.11.2025 17:45 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Okay so clearly my X account will be compromised for the foreseeable future so pls contact me here on bsky!! To prove it’s really me here, here are two photos of a very Texan Horse wearing a cowboy hat

15.11.2025 05:52 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Apparently my account got hacked by a crypto scam and now I can’t log in lol

14.11.2025 02:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

14.11.2025 01:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Wait are yall kidding me LMAO

14.11.2025 01:40 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I got locked out of twitter

13.11.2025 23:41 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0