That would be tight
31.01.2025 15:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I could leave right now and go to the course, all I would need to do is change my shoes and throw a hat on (both are in my car, just incase)
31.01.2025 14:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Me, in law school: *I cannot wait to wear fancy suits and go to Court every day*
Me, as a lawyer: *sits in my office in a golf polo, drinking coffee, so glad that Iβm not wearing a fancy suit everyday*
31.01.2025 14:45 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
"In this world, nothing is certain except death, taxes and finding a typo in your brief after it has already been filed and delivered to the Judge " - Benjamin Franklin
31.01.2025 02:13 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Got it done.
30.01.2025 18:20 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Kiddos are doing great!
Flower shop is good. Lots of weddings coming in 2025!
Clients are good. Still fighting for them daily.
Sadly, with my health kick Iβve been on I have not enjoyed the OG as much as I have in the past but I drive by daily and itβs still standing which makes me smile.
30.01.2025 16:04 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Happy to be here. I made an account a while back but couldnβt find access to it so here I am.
30.01.2025 14:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Does Olive Garden offer a reasonably priced Tour of Italy?
30.01.2025 14:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
βI am not 100% sure of the answer but let me research it and get back to youβ should be the #1 tool in a young lawyerβs toolbox. Do not be ashamed to not know the answer to something. Giving the right answer promptly is better than guessing in the moment.
30.01.2025 14:49 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
π³οΈβπAttorney-criminal defense. M.S. CrossFit. Abortion is healthcare. Texas Tech alum πBoy mom (not the weird kind).
Attorney at Garlic Bread (not your attorney). Attractive Nuisance βοΈ formerly lawtwitter. Movies, horror, Disney, puns, 90s McDonaldβs toys, Swiftie since 07, general Nerd Extraordinaireβ’οΈ
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A lawyer but not your lawyer. Litigation (workers' comp) and compliance (workplace safety). UW football, red lipstick, houseplants, writing. 1/4th of Monster Hour, an actual play podcast.
A non-trad 4L trying to find a home in law. Now a CIO with some ideas on law focus. Always looking for help! he/him @ Akron Law ! GO ZIPS !
Nearly 20 years in court as a law-talking guy for plaintiffs, now a mix of stuff. Posts too much about politics.
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Orthodox Jewish father of 5; Litigation Disaster Tour Guide; Jets Fan. Fighting the widening gyre.
Lawyer for brands, agencies, and creators. Focusing on marketing & ecommerce issues | Ex-Greenberg Traurig
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Lawyer, mom, wife, podcaster, hobbyist photographer, and avid fan of chronically underperforming sports teams (mostly)
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McGlinchey Stafford Associate Prof at Tulane Law. Criminal law, rural legal systems, sexual assault, punishment, and cultural criticism. Atrevida y obstinada.
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